Swimmers Ear

The act of a man blowing a load into the face of an unexpecting victim.

I was so pissed the first time I got Swimmers Ear.

by OHMF January 8, 2012

Simmer

To desperately need a cigarette

Mike and Geast have been simmerin all day! Someone should give them a cigarette !!

by Simmerrrrrr September 29, 2011

shimmershammer

Appropriate, All purpose word, a verb adjective, noun, pronoun, nickname for anyone, meaning anything, whenever. alternative variations: shimsham(noun) Shim Sham Sharoo!(exclamation)

Hey! shimsham! go over there and push and claim.
Make sure you shimmershammer before you shimmershammer, damit shimsham.
random exclamation: Shim Sham ShaRoo!! Look at that!

by Diction Ary November 1, 2003

Band Skimmer

A person who claims to know many bands, mostly of the Indie variety, though only knows about a maximum of two songs per band. A band skimmer will claim to "love" said band, but when asked about other songs by them, they will either pretend to know another song that they "can't seem to think of right now" or simply state that they aren't aware of any other songs by them. In order to be classified a band skimmer, the person in question must claim to know a great number of bands. In addition to false claims of musical knowledge, a band skimmer will try to mooch music off of you. If you are playing a quality playlist, they will suggest you give them a list of songs on your playlist instead of actually taking the time to broaden their musical horizon as an actual music guru will do. Band skimmers tend to be heavily into main stream music as well, and many are "popular." (See 'Poser')
Some examples of the bands they may claim to know include (but are not limited to):
-Animal Collective
-Counting Crows
-Neutral Milk Hotel
-Bob Marley (seriously people, he has more albums than just Legend...)
-Ray LaMontagne
-Broken Bells
-Aqualung
-Belle & Sebastian
-Oasis
-The Shins

Music Guru: "I love Ray LaMontagne! His voice is like candy to my ears."

Band Skimmer: "I know right?! 'You Are The Best Thing' is so good!"

Music Guru: "'Let It Be Me' is most definately my all-time favorite."

Band Skimmer: "What? I haven't heard that one."

Music Guru: "What about 'Trouble'?"

Band Skimmer: "....."

by TheSharpieCult April 30, 2010

Swimmers Cap

When a guy pulls his nuts out as far as they can go and places them on a females head, thus looking like a swimmers cap.

The Swimmers Cap

by Dastardly August 26, 2008

Drying my swimmers

The act of wiping up your semen after ejaculating

Be right back bro I’m drying my swimmers

by Marleysj May 23, 2018

shimmercan

A small kleptomaniac leppercan that is only seen by girls that have had way to much to drink. Also seen by use of acid.

"That shimmercan stole my headband! He needs it for his girlfriend!"

by Cody4969 January 17, 2008