sweaty-kevin

When you have been out in the sun for so long that your taint is mess of ass juice and ball sweat.

After his round of golf in 90 degree heat his pants were clearly marked with a sweaty-kevin.

by buzztroll November 17, 2022

sweaty dildo

This is something you call a person when they are sweating profusely and are a dick at the same time

Oi bro, look over there isn’t that Graham?
The bro: Yes it is he is a sweaty dildo
Eww a sweaty dildo what a dick he must be

by K_CXNT March 25, 2021

Sweaty Thighs

This is when a person is very nervous and is in a great state of danger.

"Yo, your mom got sweaty thighs when we did it raw"

by Sweaty Thighs 21 April 19, 2021

Sweaty Indian

Any protruding solid log of fecal matter. Usually one which requires heavy physical exertion to contain within one’s anal grasp.

Kaben: “what’s going on with Braden?”
Rich: “I don’t really know he is concentrating on something pretty hard”
Kaben: “Must have a sweaty indian”

by NeusFear April 29, 2022

Sweaty Ankles

(noun) The act of masturbating as described by the perspiration one gets in the ankle area, due in a large portion to one's vigor and/or pulled-down pants.

Adam: Where's Dylan?
Rob: Giving himself sweaty ankles.

or

"I have no girlfriend/boyfriend, I'm horny as fuck, so I'm gonna go home and sweat my ankles."

by JackNarrator June 12, 2008

sweaty teddy

After a night of unsatisfying sex, the guy blows his load onto his bare chest. The girl then rolls over and gives him a hug. Assuming the guy is just very hot, the girl may or may not say "wow, you're really sweaty".

"dude that girl could not get me off to save her life, so i ended up giving her a sweaty teddy."

by it really happened January 7, 2008

Sweaty Negron

A cocaine fuelled bowling shirt Cape wearing crossdressing anal hitman who sweets like a swimmer wet in a pool as he or she shits their pants and vomits all over the bathroom and leaves enough room to cut lines on the sink and snort around the vomit. One who has no self respect for the smell that rolls off their body and pollutes the environment. A true worshiper of black cock.
I cant believe you are acting like a sweaty Negron over an 8 ball.

You are acting like a sweaty Negron over my thumb in your ass

by Crissy Thumbs January 13, 2021