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Surrogate father

Basically another word for sperm donor.

The biological father of another man's baby with his wife.
So how do Surrogate fathers work?

Well they have sex with the girl, and then she writes her husbands name on the birth certificate.
by Anna Lynn Sanders October 21, 2010
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Sorrow

Used DELIBERATELY in place of the word "SORRY"
so as to inflict subconcious negativity.

I read it in a novel where the young male character, having done a mis-deed, rather than feel the full brunt of guilt (whether by having an excuse or absence of conscience) deliberately speaks the word "SORROW" instead of "SORRY"
" Hey, you broke my favorite beer mug ! "

" Sorrow ... "
by PaintBallerTigerDover February 14, 2012
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sex surrogate gift

gee whiz! -another fucking birthday (christmas), and you're still having to get off alone!! how sad! i'm (santas') going to bring you a nice sex surrogate gift this year. you can rest back and 'watch the stars', while the surrogate does all the 'work'!!

you couldn't 'score' with michael foolsley 'cause you were three hundred pounds!!?? -no problem!!...in this box is a phone number...call the number, and order up YOUR type of sex surrogate!!
judy got the sex surrogate gift this year!! -after she got off, she was all smiles!

i'm hoping somebody gives me the sex surrogate gift this year!!!
by michael foolsley December 28, 2009
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Chicago Sunroof

The act of taking a shit in a car via the sunroof. To make this official, there must be kids inside but the act of doing must be done so without prior knowledge of anyone being present.
Jimmy McGill Chicago sunroofed a mustang. Unbeknownst to him, there were children present.
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Surrogate

A gay male who get fucked in the ass for the purpose of holding another gay male's semen inside his ass.
"Are John and Norm an item or something?"
"No John is just Norm's surrogate."
"Well that's a little disturbing."
by Whale Whisperer May 11, 2016
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Surround

Cool, good, fine, dope. Derived from the word; Sound which has the same definition. Originating in Thornbury, Bristol.
Kid A : "You Comin' up the skate park blud?"
Kid B : "Yeh, surround."
by Aggyman Irie October 1, 2006
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surrogate grandmother

Your mother's surrogate mother.
Amy's surrogate grandmother carried Amy's mother because Amy's real grandmother couldn't have children.
by RaiderNationLV April 27, 2014
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