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Michigan Surfing

When someone from the Midwest goes to Florida for Spring Break and wades in 4 feet of water so they can jump on/into the waves
Friend 1: How was your trip to Florida for Spring Break?

Friend 2: Ope, it was great. We went to the beach and did some Michigan Surfing on the waves 🤙🏼
by Biglad412 March 15, 2022
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African surfing

When you have sex with a very big assed woman, you smack her ass once and then just follow the waves.
Her: baby, lets have sex! Please daddy im horny.
Him: Alright, but I'm tired. Turn around and I'll do some african surfing.
by Tilion September 9, 2019
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sit and surf

When you take a crap while going on the internet on your laptop
Dude i really wanna sit and surf right now.
by PMC1120 July 1, 2009
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Drink Surfing

The act of ingesting half empty drinks or abandoned drinks in a bar when you are drunk and either too poor or tightfisted to buy a drink.

Usually has a number of bad consequences such as drinking spiked drinks, Getting confronted by the original owner of a drink. getting herps? and most likely ending up mangled in a few short minutes, depending how skilled a surfer you are.
Drunk Person 1: man drinks are well expensive here, £5 for a bottle of beer you gotta be kidding me.

Drunk Person 2: hey check it out "Drunk Person 1" theres a few beers over there that have been abandoned.

Drunk Person 1: Plan we should start drink surfing.

Drunk person 2: Sweet why didn't we do this before tonight

Drunk Person 1: this beers a little warm but man tastes nice been free.

Drunk Person 2: I found some more and this glass of something think its rum and coke. Pfftt tastes weak as hell.

Drunk person 1: haha can't complain, I hope no-one notices.

Later that night....

Drunk person 2: #phonecall to "Drunk Person 1" "Yo where did you end up, I just got out of hospital." - drink surf fail.
by broglah October 4, 2012
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album surfing

listening to various albums back to back in a fashion of binge-watching for music
(Daniel) What are you doing tonight

(Jeff) I'm album surfing my favorite band
by non rubber duck February 5, 2020
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alley surfing

Going down streets and alleys looking for trash or junk that can be sold for money.
Jane enjoys alley surfing, especially when she finds scrap copper and other metals that can be sold and recycled. She is helping the environment.
by wynnfoster March 24, 2008
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life surfing

To absorb the ups and downs of life with grace and in the moment, like riding the perfect wave.
We are life surfing our way around the country.
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