Stutter

When your mouth trips on words

Mike: Wayne can’t stop stuttering
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Wayne: My name is W-W-Wayne W-W-Weare

by togayto.function June 5, 2019

Shattered

When a relationship can no longer be fixed.

1. Our relationship is no longer just broken, its shattered.

2. When something is broken it can be fixed or put back together. When its shattered, there is no putting it back together.

by Lindsay Mc June 24, 2019

Scutterd To The Max

Being High ; Wasted

I Smoked 4 Blunts Now I’m Scutterd To The Max

by Kendric Lamar April 1, 2019

Shuttereyes

(noun) A person who is an asshole and complements your own assholery. A asshole best friend.

Thats my Shuttereyes over there. they are like my asshole in crime.

by FusionJose September 9, 2019

Shattered web

When the crusty nut in your pants chips off and breaks to thousands of pieces

OMG, I forgot to nut outside my pants and now they've crusted up and there's shattered web everywhere

by Cloutos November 26, 2019

stutter boy

A neek called Ben foster who has a fat stutter but always Denys it his friends constantly remind him of it but he gets sensitive about it

Your such a stutter boy

by Robert 6968 December 22, 2019

"stutter key" expense

Refers to da pesky (and invalid/unfair) extra "last-number-redial" charge dat you unintentionally incur when you try to dial "*67" to block your number from a caller-ID machine, but accidentally end up dialing "*66" because da contacts on your phone's "6" key are a bit wobbly/worn and thus falteringly "bounced" for an instant when you were pressing da key, incorrectly causing dat digit to be dialed twice.

I strongly suspect dat da greedy phone companies actually chose that "double-same-digit" sequence intentionally when deciding what number-codes to designate for blocking your number and redialing da last number, since they knew dat they could generate extra revenue from accidental redialings when people were merely trying to access their line's free number-blocking feature. Fortunately, this last-number-redial service can be opted out of --- I did so in order to avoid any unwanted "stutter key" expenses, especially since not only are a lot of my phones old and worn units dat I picked up at yard sales and so on, but I also tend to be very unsteady and fumbly with my hands, and so my hitting da wrong dialing-keys by mistake is very easy and common for me.

by QuacksO February 8, 2020