Puerto Rican Stool

The act of masturbating with one hand while placing a finger inside of your rectum.

Josh told his friends how he wanted to go give himself a Puerto Rican Stool when he got home tonight.

by ican' March 1, 2020

Social Distanced Stroll

SDS. A COVID-19 first date. A meet-up walk during Covid times where you have awkward masked conversation at six feet apart and spend the entire time wishing the walk were over.

I meet Gen for an Social Distanced Stroll today. We walked in circles at six feet apart for two hours. I could not understand a word she said through her mask and my glasses were fogged the entire time. Lovely woman but that was hell. We agreed to meet up post Covid.

by timbre February 22, 2021

cream of stool

diarrhea

Cream of Stool®: simply foul poo that harms and depletes both body and soul.

by Professor_Z January 4, 2023

Bielsa’s Motting Stool

A stool that a motter may use while delivering oral sex to his lady friend from a seated position at the edge of the bed/motting platform.

Particularly useful if the motter finds himself with an incapacitated lower limb and is unable to assume a standard frontal prone motting position between the mottees legs.

The stool takes inspiration from the legendary Marcelo Bielsa and his infamous stool that could often be spotted pitchside in the technical area.

Dislocated the knee again at the weekend and I’m on crutches for the foreseeable, will have to get Bielsa’s Motting Stool out the loft.

by CumbrianMotter October 9, 2023

Stroll and Pole

When you meet and a fine ass lady on the street and put a pole up in her.

I was heading to the store yesterday and I ran in to a lady so I had to give the old stroll and pole

by Bil992 October 13, 2008

stool pigeon rat fink motherfucker

tattletale, rat, or narc

koko is a stool pigeon rat fink motherfucker

by jaggedlittlethill April 13, 2020

Toaster Stroodle

A missing of toaster strudel, also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism.

Example 1: Polly: What are you eating? Ernie: I'm eating a toaster Stroodle.

Example 2: Penny: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Archibald: A toaster stroodle!

by StroodlerOfMom September 12, 2020