strokestick

Ones Johnson or Dick. Also used as a term to degrade.

Time to go home and work the Ole strokestick.

There goes Geno, he's such a useless strokestick!

by 868 April 27, 2005

StrokeSearch

Strokesearch.net is the best place to find and search adult videos for free.

StrokeSearch.net is dope.

by TheStroker October 20, 2008

Silent Stroke

Engaging the act of male masturbation in a public populated place inconspicuously and discreetly.

"Dude...check out the guy at the front of the bus, hes silent stroking man"

"Shit man, me and teeps were sitting in econ lecture, and the guy was trying to silent stroke, it was gross!"

by Rizzleeee February 9, 2009

Mouth stroke

A moment in time where someone has mispronounced a word more than 3-4 times.

Person 1 " Yeah I was there yestredy-yesraday-yestercay-YESTERDAY FUCK! had a mouth stroke for a second

by TaVe-Ronin November 2, 2020

Ellensburg Two Stroke

Sexual act with the cremated remains of an ex-lover where you spit in the urn, get the ashes in your hand, jerk 2 strokes, jizz in the ashes, and cry out “aaaand there’s your receipt”

On the anniversary of his ex-girlfriend overdosing on heroin Tyler broke into her parents' trailer, took the urn containing her ashes off the bookshelf full of NASCAR memorabilia and gave her an Ellensburg Two Stroke for old times sake.

by SteveLaurent May 4, 2019

Chokey Strokey

Slang for autoerotic asphyxiation while masturbating.

Maximizing an orgasm by cutting off air to the brain. Sometimes leads to accidental - and embarrassing - suicide.

The singer from INXS died while doing the Chokey Strokey.

by Anita November 11, 2004

vinegar strokes

The often odd, varied and bizarre facial expressions a man make at the point when he is is just about to ejaculate. The same sort of faces you would pull if you had just quaffed a pint of vinegar.

I was just getting into my vinegar strokes when the doorbell rang.

by Bert Quock May 30, 2006