"Dude...check out the guy at the front of the bus, hes silent stroking man"
"Shit man, me and teeps were sitting in econ lecture, and the guy was trying to silent stroke, it was gross!"
"Shit man, me and teeps were sitting in econ lecture, and the guy was trying to silent stroke, it was gross!"
by Rizzleeee February 09, 2009
The often odd, varied and bizarre facial expressions a man make at the point when he is is just about to ejaculate. The same sort of faces you would pull if you had just quaffed a pint of vinegar.
by Bert Quock May 26, 2006
When you wank so hard or so much you exhaust yourself and immediately need a nap to recover.
Clean up of busted nut with a gak towel is highly recommended prior to the stroke nap. Otherwise, one wakes with their cock glued to their leg or abdomen and fingers and pubes may be adhered with an opaque crust.
Clean up of busted nut with a gak towel is highly recommended prior to the stroke nap. Otherwise, one wakes with their cock glued to their leg or abdomen and fingers and pubes may be adhered with an opaque crust.
After watching porn and wanking for two hours straight, I needed a stroke nap.
I wanked and nutted so hard I passed out into a stroke nap. Unfortunately, I woke up and my thumb and index finger were glued together with my cock snot.
I wanked and nutted so hard I passed out into a stroke nap. Unfortunately, I woke up and my thumb and index finger were glued together with my cock snot.
by Eaton Holgoode October 09, 2018
A game of two or more males that masturbate at the same time seeing who can wank the ween the hardest, the longest and nut the most copious rope.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
When you wind up mastutbsting yourself to orgasm while bathing or showering. Typically starts with a few innocent soapy wash strokes to clean the genitals but quickly turns into a full on wank or bean flicking session.
I intended to take a quick shower to rinse off but as usual, it ended with wash strokes.
I was washing the knob cheese from my foreskin and ended up doing wash strokes and busted a rope all down my leg.
I was washing the knob cheese from my foreskin and ended up doing wash strokes and busted a rope all down my leg.
by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018
When you are completely and utterly destroying your girls cheeks in the shower, while you simultaneously shampoo her lucious locks with Dove Men + Care. ''Tis a pleasure of a lifetime.
John: "I gave Aaron's mom a stroke and scrub last night. Ejaculated everywhere."
Joe: "Was Aaron home?"
John: "Hells yeah I finished on his face."
Joe: "Was Aaron home?"
John: "Hells yeah I finished on his face."
by Cockstoker3000 February 23, 2017
by tnbabe April 29, 2015