scoop

when you cup your hand put at the bottom of the chest and lift up. Usually males do this to males, in a non-homosexual way, or girls can do it guys, but if a male were ever to think of doing it to a girl, make sure you have their permission. You will be prosecuted for sexual harassment without their consent.

Many variations of scooping, including the back scoop, the clamp scoop, the scoop-scoop-double-scoop, the scoop windmill, the scissor scoop, the pet scoop, the voulentary scoop, the super scoop, and many other variations.

by Armando Jesus Martinez March 4, 2004

SHOOP DA WHOOP

the process of FIRIN MA LASER.

Ok, you brought this on yourself!..... IMA CHARGIN MA LASER!.... IMA FIRIN MA LASER!.... SHOOP DA WHOOP!

by penguinman623 June 14, 2008

two finger scoop

When you use your two fingers to wipe when you're all out of toilet paper.

"Man there was no toilet paper in the bathroom so I had to do the two finger scoop"

by 2 legit April 12, 2007

Double Scoop

Double Scoop means when a person has two partners at the same time (like a double scoop ice cream cone). Basically when you "double scoop" somebody you cheat on them.

Boy: Hey did you hear about that skank Jessica?
Boy2: No, what happened?
Boy: She was totally double scoopin' her boyfriend.
Boy2: No way!

by angryrobotz November 26, 2009

Scoop that Jelly

Created by: Akaido17x and EskimoRican

Popularized by: XxBLACKFACExXx

Verb (V.): to 'Scoop'

When someone or something is completely and overwhelmingly dominated in an tremendously humiliating way. Worse form of "pwnage," "ownage," "domination," "mastery," and "paramountcy" possible.

Used to demonstrate absolute mastery over one's entire being. It is also a technique used to deliver physical, mental, emotional, social, and at times, spiritual scarring to its victims, generally known as "Scoopees."

May be used in daily situations, such as when speaking with friends and family, or may be used through various forms of media, such as music, movies, and video games.

Can also be used as an abasing innuendo, or as a threat in which no one will know how to respond to, thus creating confusion, which in turn creates an opportunity for the "Scooper" to "Scoop that Jelly."

It has been said that he who attains the highest level of "Scoopage" shall be called great in all the land, and shall be regarded as God-King in the sight of all men.

Honored Scoopers throughout history include, but are not limited to:

George Washington
- for Scooping the establishment of British tyranny and founding the United States for what it is today.

Winston Churchill
- for setting in motion the mass-Scoopage that took place against the Nazi oppression during WWII.

Martin Luther King
- for Scooping the civil principles of hate and injustice during the 1950's and 60's.

Mother Theresa
- for Scooping the ignorance and indifference of the world with a kind and loving hand.

Example 1:

Team 1 (Scoopee):
"You fools are going to get dominated. There's no chance. We're the best team here. You're going to be destroyed."

Team 2 (Scooper):
"Don't worry about us, princess, we're just polishing up our tools so we can mercilessly and endlessly Scoop that beautiful Jelly of yours..."

Team 1 (Scoopee):
"...."

Example 2:

President of the United States:
"My fellow Americans...we're going to ship our boys overseas to Scoop some fierce and belligerent Jelly...and we shall emerge victorious, with our Scoopers tainted with glorious supremacy..."

Example 3:

Son:
"But mom, I don't wanna clean my room! I don't wanna!!"

Mom:
"Boy, if you don't clean your room, I'm gonna Scoop that Jelly so hard, not only is it going to make you bleed and cry, but it's going to go down in Time magazine as the worst Scoopage incident since the fall of man!!"

Example 4:

Akaido: "Hey, Rican, if I call you 'Ben,' will you call me 'Jerry?'"

EskimoRican: "Sure, but why am I going to call you that?"

Akaido: "Because together, we're like "Ben & Jerry's"...we stay Scoopin' that Jelly."

by Akaido17x October 7, 2008

SHOOP DA WHOOP

the sound of a lazar being fired. the resultant beam and shock wave are known to cause massive property damage and vaporization of living organisms. anything in the vicinity of the lazar blast radius that have not been killed may be afflicted by permanent blindness, severe hearing loss, extensive internal bleeding, and widespread 3rd degree burns. when the whoop has been shooped, it is too late to insert and object (such as a taco) into the mouth of the lazar firer to induce a royal rainbow, and thus preventing utter annihilation by laser.

if you ever hear SHOOP DA WHOOP, just kiss your ass goodbye. it aint worth tryin.

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR BLARRRGGGGHHHHH

by imma firin mah death ray BLARG May 16, 2010

scoop

Pint. Always used in the plural.

Headin' out for a few scoops tonight?

by Clarkekentyboy May 13, 2009