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stevie wonder sword fighting

When two male friends are having sex with a dead decomposing dog and/or cat. Starts out by both friends inserting their dicks into opposite but symmetrical sides of the animal. While both men are inside of the animal you begin to angrily fuck or "sword fight" inside the animal, not being able to see who's winning or how close the dicks are to each other. Therefore it's like sword fighting in the dark, or a stevie wonder sword fight.
"Hey man, my dog just got ran over by a car... Wanna come over so we can do some Stevie Wonder sword fighting?"
by stealthy_2005 January 2, 2009
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Stevie Wonder

When you blow your load into both eyes of a chick causing her to be blinded and then while she is reaching for a towel you put a keyboard in front of her.
"Collin gave Kristy a Stevie Wonder last night and she played "Sunshine in her Eyes" and didnt miss a beat.
by E--Dub and A High August 1, 2009
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When one takes a dump on ones own chest.
Eric struck out at the bar so he went home and gave himself a steveland cleamer.
by FunkmasterWes March 15, 2010
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Stevie Wonder

When you are fucking a blind girl from behind while grabbing her hair and banging her face on a piano. You could also take it a step further by wearing sunglasses and smiling while waving your head back and forth.
Bob: I think I knocked out that girl's teeth giving her a Stevie Wonder.

Shawn: (High five)!
by Viesel Dan Weebs October 23, 2011
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stevie wonder

The act of having to wear shades because your sexual partner is so unappealing. Wearing the shades, especially in the dark, make the act much more 'safer', since you minimize risk of seeing their face.
Jim: Did you sleep with her?
Cheeks: Yup
Jim: But I thought she looked rough?
Cheeks: Gave it the old stevie wonder dude! Never know when your next shag may come round.
Jim: Sorted!
by highland_wonders June 9, 2011
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Stevie Wonder

It's when you ejaculate into your sexual partners eye and because of that they're blinded then you turn them around and begin having anal sex with them.
Hey I stevie wondered your mom last night!

Is that why she couldn't open her eyes this morning?
by IsaiahCadeJack November 17, 2011
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Stevie

Some stupid fucking 🅱️Igga
Stevie jacked off during my wedding
by Flores named s November 5, 2017
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