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std grab bag

When you mention to a potential sexual partner that you do not have condoms on you, and they reply 'So?!?' without hesitation.
Man I'm waiting to see what I caught from that std grab bag last night. That girl didn't give a damn that I didn't have condoms on me.
by systemengineer August 10, 2009
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std: sig

When your dog poops out their insides. Caused by parkinson's disease; back legs become paralyzed.
Sexually inflammed guts.
what's hangin from your dog's butt? Oh, it is just std: SIG!!
by deppgirl October 29, 2008
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STD Meltingpot

A person who is suspected of having a variety of STDs, some of which are possibly not known of yet.
-you see that girl over there I think her name is Whitney? Well let me tell you she is like a STD meltingpot, she dated Ryan and I heard now he is being treated for herpes, syphilis, and a slew of other STDs.
-Eww gross!
by yougetwhatyoudeserve February 9, 2010
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STD Sam

This is a very special name. If you have it, live it.

Don't be scared. Go out there, get STD's. Make sure your name is Sam before hand. (Specifically, Sam Dunn.)

Everybody wants Sam's STD.
STD Sam gave me his STD!
by Jumping_Cookie696969 June 15, 2014
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std words

Words like Shit, Tit and Dick. Basically, the vocabulary of the average middle schooler.
Father: Now Bobby, I don't want you using std words at school.
Bobby: F*ck you you're not my real dad.
by nonecaresgod January 5, 2016
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STD Containment Chamber

a hoe that manipulates unintelligent men or women into sex, with its only purpose being to accumulate as many STDs as possible. Has the potential to create a new STD.
dude i nearly had another run-in with the std containment chamber, do you think it's gonna end up catching me?
by when gamer? August 25, 2019
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STD Containment Breach

When an STD Containment Chamber passes her genetic fuck-up onto an unsuspecting sex victim and releases their condition to a new person.
Clara: "Ajani, I need to tell you something about last night"
Ajani: "What is it?"
Clara: "I'm an STD Containment Chamber, I passed my condition on to you, fuck you"
Ajani: "WHAT? FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK OFF, FUCK YOURSELF, DIE IN A FUCKING HOLE, HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME AN STD CONTAINMENT BREACH!"
by Synth 2 September 1, 2019
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