nervous squirts

When you get really nervous, and get the bubble guts, and have explosive diarrhea

I got court today, I don't know what they're gonna do to me, I got the nervous squirts

by Jonnythekid420 March 5, 2016

Squaresoft

Squaresoft (n) - The state achieved by placing a rumble pack on your genitals.

Lara put the rumble pak on her genitals and achieved Squaresoft.

by Rastalizard February 16, 2004

that's the way the pickle squirts

The way the seamen in the male reproductive organ the penis, squirts as he ejaculates. Ie, the direction.

Woman: HEY, you got some in my eye!!
Man: Sorry, that's the way the pickle squirts!

by courtney May 28, 2004

screamin squirts

If ya climbin up a ladder n ya hear sumtin splatter, _______
If ya sailin on a boat n ya feel sumtin float, ________
If ya walkin down da street n ya hear sumtin beep, _______
If ya bend to tie ya shoe n ya hear sumtin sploof, _______
If ya eatin chicken soup n it lookz like liquid poop, ______
...fill in da blankz

Ayo, I had so many white castle burgers last night. I had the screamin squirts so bad even mah toilet waz like no more.

by trublu95 February 14, 2009

squirelly

Squirelly is another word for turned on or horny. It is derived from squirels or other woodland creatures that have a lot of sex and are always wrestling around with each other. Its meant to be kind of kinky.

girl- "I'm getting squirelly cuddling with you"
guy- "I'm gettin squirelly too"
girl- "Lets go to your room"
guy- "Okay" *Score

by Whittaker Crest August 1, 2008

young squire

Started off as a two person role play joke, with one person pretending to be a perverted lord, and the other pretending to be the exploited young squire.

Usually it is just some back and fourth comedy using medieval talk, but can be used to call someone a young squire too.

There are also memes now.

Lord: Aww young squire, would you accompany me to my chambers again this evening.
Young Squire: My lord, I am not sure this will help me become a knight.
Lord: Haha, so naive, my young squire.

by Ganbelcuss May 25, 2017

curry squirts

diarrhea caused by ingestion of spicy curry dishes , curry an indian food. usually dumb white people.

Hey Joe was that Indian food the bomb or what ? yo it was dynamite but iv,e spent the hole day on the can with the curry squirts!

by denning October 9, 2008