That pattern of hair that crawls from the back of your head down your neck, across the previously cut border, in an attempt to hide underneath the neck of your shirt.
Man, you gotta help me. It's not time for a haircut, so, if I supply the trimmers, will you cut off this relentless neck squirrel!
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A nickname often given to a rookie firefighter who tends to be over zealous.
They typically believe they know more than they actually do, and relish in telling others the stories of there heroism, which are almost always exaggerations of the truth.
They typically believe they know more than they actually do, and relish in telling others the stories of there heroism, which are almost always exaggerations of the truth.
Did you meet the new guy? He was talking about that box the other day. To hear him tell it, you'd think he drove the engine there, and put the thing out himself. What a squirrel.
by HackerZC October 20, 2010
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A low ranking wierd in the whopper soc. A weird young squire who likes to sing. (Taken from the weirdictionary - new weirdspeak edition)
A low ranking wierd in the whopper soc. A weird young squire who likes to sing. (Taken from the weirdictionary - new weirdspeak edition)
1. "You there squirister! One day ye will be promoted to a Chief sire of thee whopper soc."
"Thank ye sir, Thank ye! footooky mapwaga froilde."
This quote can often be heard in whopperington. It is best achieved by outstretching the arm and finger in a swift motion and by rolling the tongue when the 'r' sound of the squirister comes. Then jab the squirister with your finger. It takes much practice.
"Thank ye sir, Thank ye! footooky mapwaga froilde."
This quote can often be heard in whopperington. It is best achieved by outstretching the arm and finger in a swift motion and by rolling the tongue when the 'r' sound of the squirister comes. Then jab the squirister with your finger. It takes much practice.
by JAshton August 7, 2006
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I got back from my two week vacation and a Squirrel Monkey Rodeo was in my fucking in-box. I'm going to castrate the piece of shit who was supposed to work my mail while I was out!
I have to drop the kids off at soccer practice and then go grocery shopping, pick the dog up from the vet, and pick up the dry cleaning in time to go back and pick up the screaming maggots from soccer practice again. What a fucking Squirrel Monkey Rodeo!
I have to drop the kids off at soccer practice and then go grocery shopping, pick the dog up from the vet, and pick up the dry cleaning in time to go back and pick up the screaming maggots from soccer practice again. What a fucking Squirrel Monkey Rodeo!
by The Broodwich June 13, 2007
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