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squirister

Noun skwir-ist-a
A low ranking wierd in the whopper soc. A weird young squire who likes to sing. (Taken from the weirdictionary - new weirdspeak edition)
1. "You there squirister! One day ye will be promoted to a Chief sire of thee whopper soc."
"Thank ye sir, Thank ye! footooky mapwaga froilde."

This quote can often be heard in whopperington. It is best achieved by outstretching the arm and finger in a swift motion and by rolling the tongue when the 'r' sound of the squirister comes. Then jab the squirister with your finger. It takes much practice.
by JAshton August 7, 2006
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fonduzzled

Enjoying fondue cheese and being fondled by a hot blonde at the same time.
"Wow! Ashton really fonduzzled the shit out of me at The Melting Pot last night!"
by Jashton June 7, 2014
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