Skimming

The deplorably deviant act of inserting skimmed milk in one's anal tract by use of a funnel or turkey baster and squirting it back out over his or her lover's face, body or prized garden gnome collection.

"Yo, I heard you were into Skimming so I bought along some milk. That OK, bro?"

-"I....is that.....full fat?"

"No, it's semi."

-"Ugh, what sort of freak do you take me for? Skimmed milk only. You disgust me."

by Don't use Chris's real name December 10, 2013

squirming

When you scrunch up your face and fall on the floor.

falls*
HE'S squirming! BEAT HIM NOW!!!!

by Mrsd January 20, 2015

Shrimming

To swim whilst also tripping on shrooms. Preferably off a beach.

"Hey, Diana and I went to the beach to trip and ended up shrimming in the ocean."

by Iamnoname February 18, 2015

simming

to play a game from 'The Sims' or 'The Sims 2' series. (verb)

I fancy simming today
She is always simming
Wish I could enjoy simming

by nightlightbunneh January 6, 2010

Squinking

Squinting while you're winking.

Yeah I'm squinking right now!

by Vanidie January 19, 2009

Hurt-en for a squirting

One who wants to be squirted upon.
One who looks like they need sex.

Bro that hot ass chick is hurt-en for a squirting

by hotassnigga123 August 23, 2011

spear of squirting

occurs very rarely but manly in the medieval times. Occurs during very hardcore fucking. A male has fucked so much tht he goes completely huly and throws a spear through the vagina of the female. The female squirts uncontrollably and eventually dies. The fluid is toxic so the mail dies most of the time as well. It is illegal in the US but.....fuck that its so much fun. As Dr.Bowens would say....go for it or I will steal your chance and smile

Ryan used the spear of squirting on his female cousin in alabama with albert einstein

by ryan bowens will fall off bed! December 17, 2008