squiffer

that which makes one squiffy or slightly intoxicated

Dude, pass the squiffer - and the Doritos.

by zldj November 18, 2006

squillion

1/10 of a pound (sterling)

"You'll owe me a squillion pounds!"

This equates to 10 pence.

by WhatASquillionIs July 20, 2009

squilibob

person obsessed with cute things.

He is such a squilibob

by squilibob June 13, 2004

squiffin

to be joking or kidding

Are you squiffin me?

by Mattsums February 10, 2007

squidles

The currency of a certain third world village known as crawley down

I can pay for these pigs livers with the squidles i got for being a rent boy!

by leggbox November 20, 2006

squillae

Pills, XTC Ectasy, X, @

Q) how much are the squillae
A)$20

"Gonna go out and bump dem Squillae"

by khan mcdonald January 21, 2008

squiffet

the art of spraying saliva from the gland beneath the tongue into the unsuspecting face of a person or persons usually whilst in converstation and usually whilst or shortly after drinking a citrus beverage.

1) Waiter: "are you ready to order sir?"
Cuthbert: "well i was until i caught your squiffet in my mouth. did you have anus for breakfast!?, go brush your teeth!!"

2) *yawn & squiffet combo* "oops"

by Fat Lenny May 1, 2008