squid pro ro

Mis-pronounced Latin phrase 'quid pro quo' meaning this for that.

"I'll give you this book, but I'll need something in return."

"Squid pro ro, Mr. Hedgecock. I'll give you a marf."

by Mungus February 18, 2004

Downtown Squid

The human digestive system is unable to digest or break down certain foods such as corn. The inevitable result is that such items make their way through the digestive tract intact in your poop. A friend of mine discovered that he cannot digest baby octopi. He found this out when he say several little octopi swimming in the crapper.

These little critters were determined to have gone "downtown" at this point. "Squid" sounded better than "Octopus" and thus, the term "Downtown Squid" was born.

The term can be applied to anything that comes out in your poop and is instantly identifiable.

"Downtown Corn"
"Downtown Mushrooms"

I I shouldn't have eaten that octopus salad at the Chinese restaurant. It'll surely be "Downtown Squid" tomorrow afternoon.

by Delicious D. Sweetness November 11, 2004

squidaroonies

Multiple pounds sterling.

Stuppy: Spec how much moolah u got?
Ross: must have shitloads he earns 22 grand a second
Spec: fuckloads of squidaroonies man

by W00tz0rd January 28, 2006

Squid-inked

To be without monetary funds, or lacking in anything.

Because of the overpriced dinner, I was squid-inked for the rest of the week and couldn't pay my bills.

by Sleepensheep April 12, 2009

Squidely

A word used to describe something in a good way.

That hat is extremely squidely.

by Spenceroo January 21, 2010

squid skin

The male reproductive organ or an uncircumcised penis.

So I whipped out my squid skin right in front of her, naturally she couldn't help but to get down it.

by J Jacks0n January 26, 2011

Squidgyboon

Basically, it's lumpy jizz. Also known as "Love Porridge".

That guy's got squidgyboons.

by creedmaestro April 12, 2012