mud spud

a turd, a piece of shit.

I made a dash to the little boys' room to punch out a mud spud.

by johnnylongprong January 15, 2009

Spud Ass

This is an ass that portrays the envision of two potatoes in a grocery bag. It will tend to have some sort of sag to it with minimal curvature.

Branden Martin is attracted to her Spud Ass because it looks rather manly!!!!

by K2Rigsby December 22, 2009

Idaho Spud Fuck

A deviant sexual practice. While a man is having vaginal intercourse with a woman, he inserts one or both of his testicles in her anus.

Last night I gave Sheila the ol' Idaho Spud Fuck.

by gothhenge September 22, 2004

spud gun

An individual who is prone to repeatedly dropping air biscuits.

John just rang, he's on his way over, the spud gun dropped his arse 5 times yesterday.

by Clout August 12, 2005

Draining The Love Spuds

Masturbation

I got so bored at home today, I just sat draining the love spuds.

by ThaPlayah April 09, 2009

Spud Fucker

Slang/derogatory term for Irish people, or those of Irish descent

Shane McGowan is one crazy spud fucker.

by Ronald Cheese February 24, 2010

Ugly little spud

Anything small, ugly and annoying. Children for example. Used in Ghostbusters to describe slimer.

"He's an ugly little spud isn't he?"
Ray Stanz, Ghostbusters.

by Wingy December 12, 2005