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Spoofing

An oral sex act most commonly performed on males in which the erect penis is taken into the mouth, a hard vacuum or suction is created, and then the penis is promptly removed, causing an audible inrush of air. Release of the vacuum and continued intake of air by the performer allows air to rush over the penile glans, eliciting unsuspected pleasure. Often compared to the feeling of blowing on the tip of a penis, but can be performed in a single fluid movement, and is easily repeatable. For best results the lips should not immediately purse upon penile removal. Care must be taken to not engage too much suction upon the penis as damage could potentially occur.

The female version is similar, except the exposed glans of the clitoral shaft is taken into the performers mouth, and then removed. Most find they must "pop" their lips off the clitoris, as there is not much to actually wrap lips around.
Jessica loved spoofing Jon's penis until he cried out in ecstasy.
by Kopfsammler June 4, 2013
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Spooing

When a guy cums in your mouth, then you spit it on wax paper, dry it with either a hair dryer or naturally dry, scrape the dried cum with a razor blade, chop into fine lines and snort it. Wait for 5 minutes. Then euphoria.
My girl and her sister were just spooing my jizz. Mind blown. I'm dead.
by Shabeth May 3, 2018
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spoofing

To Smoke Crystal Methanphetimines. To Be tweekin. To Be spun offa ur ass.
Look at that skinny hoe....she be spoofing.
by Hyphy Ky-Ky Mayne November 12, 2006
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smooning

My boy and I tried to watch some tv, but we ended up smooning on the couch.
by gottahavfaith January 29, 2007
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Spooging

When something is oozing or overflowing out of somwhere.
"My boob was spooging out of my bra."
by whatevas September 25, 2009
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Spoozing

A hybrid of shopping and pub crawl. Also known as a man's way to tolerate Christmas shopping by injecting booze into the scenario.
Later today I'm going spoozing with a buddy of mine, hopefully we don't get arrested.
by Ricky "The Dick" December 21, 2010
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Sqooning

This is a combination of the word squeal and swooning.
Me: What are you doing?

Friend: I am sqooning over crawfish gumbo.
by Voyagerborg June 10, 2016
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