authority spit

The act of having sex for so long that the woman's vagina becomes dry, so mid stroke the man launches a projectile spit on to her vagina to relube the hole.

My girlfriend and I had sex for so long that she started drying out, so mid stroke I launched an authority spit on to her box to lube it back up.

by Mason 4474 July 24, 2017

Ben Spiteri

A cow, usually very fat, that assists her owner on farm jobs.

I really need Ben Spiteri to help me out here, damn it!

by Atilio May 5, 2019

The spitfire method

Action in which you take a 360° Bluetooth speaker put the volume to max and insert it into the anus or vulva to simulate the use of a vibrator.

She really enjoys using the spitfire method, though her boyfriend does not enjoy it so much.

by MosaicBunny February 7, 2023

Spitfire

The 'ship' name given to Artemis Crock & Wally West in the Warner Brothers series "Young Justice"

Awh, Spitfire just kissed! They're so adorable.

by IceBlast360 February 17, 2017

spit job

hand job with spit used as lube.

Cara gives a great spit job.

by John123450586942 April 12, 2008

spithead

Name given to Paul Wolfowitz following the release of Fahrenheit 9/11, wherein he uses saliva to shine his hair. Mike Church takes credit for the meme, but of course he would.

Great cosmetic innovation, spithead.

by Zeppelin June 28, 2004

spiteblock

To prevent one from getting some action out of revenge.

"Shit, look at Brody mad gaming on chicks with your bottle of Jager"

"Fucking kid, gonna have to spiteblock his ass"

by Nandeezy July 5, 2009