Watermelons in tube socks

When a chick has big, sagging breasts

Even though the history teach had watermelons in tube socks, their girth still appealed to most of the boys in the class.

by Jude Fawley March 12, 2008

rocks your socks

The same as "Floats your boat" - doing something that makes you happy.

Steve said he really wants to go abseiling, so I told him "whatever rocks your socks, buddy".

by Warrior Woman February 20, 2015

Tube socks

Typically white knee-length with stripes at the top. Looks good on both girls and guys. However, in the latter case should always be worn with short (mid-thigh or above) shorts and NEVER with sandals.

denim short shorts, tube socks and vans slip ons is a classic look, and extremely comfy in summer.

by futterwacker678 August 19, 2010

[socks]

To get an excuse from a girl who does not want to hang out with you that is probably not true. This comes from the often excuse of "I have to do laundry" instead of watch a movie at your apartment.

I called that girl from the bar to see if she wanted to come out tonight but she gave me socks.

Did you ask her out?
Yeah.
And..?
She gave me socks.

by Alden Crissey February 3, 2009

Bro Socks

When your wearing high socks with vans or other shoes. The most popular bro socks are Vans(Black), Nike(Black).

Dude, your bro socks look sick. Lol.

by theamazingpinoy November 16, 2010

The Spock

Derived from the ancient Chinese art of the shocker. It is performed by making a Vulcan sign with either your right or left hand, then you insert two fingers into the vaginal cavity and two into the anal cavity. If this does not please that special lady then you can use your free thumb to rub her clitoris until organsm or until the alcohol wears off.

I picked up this bitch from the club, and she wuz so horny that she asked for The Spock!!!

by testiclese April 27, 2004

Spoksey

A little man who loves his beastiality and lives in a cardboard box in simpson...

Spoksey, get off my dog!

by Eggy jr August 10, 2006