spicy coke

spicy coke is a term used for when coke, or Coca Cola, is so crisp that it burns the back of the throat.

I'm in the mood for a crisp spicy coke from McDonald's.

by the coke enthusiast March 22, 2019

Spicy Hurtado

When you can’t find your baster so you just shove a rock of meth into your butt raw dog style.

Give me the spicy Hurtado, batch!

by HungOverit April 1, 2021

spicy donut

A chaffed/inflamed anus, normally due to walking too much in a moist environment. Called a spicy donut because in order to cure it you must either glaze or powder it.

Guy 1: Dude I worked a double today and totally have a spicy donut
Guy 2: Put some neosporin or gold bond on that nasty shit yo.

by Narfle March 28, 2011

Spicy Helmet

This is when you put Tabasco or other hot sauce on your penis and then have intercourse with a female.

She didn't have dinner ready when he got home, so he gave her a spicy helmet later that night as a punishment.

by Spicy Helmet July 20, 2010

Spicy Hog

A fat, constantly angry, controlling woman who is in a relationship with a spineless man.

Sean's wife is acting like a Spicy Hog because she never lets him do anything and constantly yells at him.

by enteredcolt June 24, 2019

Spicy Lesbian

When a lesbian has sexual feelings for a man but she has no interest in dating one. Often with fictional characters and celebrities. Sometimes only fictional. This is not meant to harm the bisexual/pansexual community in any way.

Girl 1: Man I wouldn’t mind having a night in bed with him

Girl 2: I thought you were a lesbian?

Girl 1: I’m a spicy lesbian.

by Melina Furter. August 28, 2020

Spicy Taco

before engaging in some very "hot" and erotic foreplay with dildos and/or vibrators, you dip or spray the toys down with some pepper spray or some bear mace, and I mean give em a real good coat. Then you take the false wangs and you proceed to go directly to town on your partner's beav and/or bung. If you so choose, you may enjoy the spicyness as well using your mouth or genitals, or both.

Say, love muffins? How's about I duck into that hunting supply store real quick, and pick up some bear mace. Then, we can meet behind that dumpster, and I'll hook you up with a spicy taco while we wait for grandma to get out of surgery?

by D.P. Wong March 17, 2009