a ghost with a sperm-box

(in Russian призрак с детородным органом) :

a) an offensive term for a Muslim wears the full body burqa, instead of simply the hijab

b) (as a replacement for paternalism): a new misogynistic method of parental control, and punishment, used by ISIS against their female captives

girl: I am considering converting to Islam

boy: do you want to look like a ghost with a sperm-box, as in definition a) above, or would you like to suffer under a misogynistic paternal order?

girl : eeuw....I've never seen or heard of such a thing, i mean as a punishment

boy: well that's what you'll suffer if you do convert to Islam, especially if you want to join ISIS

by Sexydimma July 30, 2016

Pee Wee Sperman

An individual that publicly masturbates. Often found in seedy adult bookstores, porn shops and occasionally, in the art and photography section at your neighborhood Barnes and Noble.

Watch out there’s a pee wee sperman in the next video booth.

I have never been to an adult theater in years. Too many pee wee spermans in the back.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

sperm burper

A woman who burps after ingesting sperm.
Also a woman who give great head.

She's a great sperm burper,good to the lasy drop!

by bocci May 17, 2005

sperm-burper

An habitual giver of head.

"Off my nuts, you sperm-burping ho-bag!"

by Jeff Moore March 12, 2003

sperm guzzler

A gay super slut who by regularly sucking off total strangers ingests large amounts of semen

you dirty sperm guzzling slut!

by Sirus May 15, 2003

sleeping sperm donkey

While the victim is sleeping, preferably face up, the person performing the task begins to masturbate. Just before ejaculation, mount the victim such that the sperm will land on the victim's lips, and punch them dead in the face. Right when they wake up, shoot a load in their face or mouth, jump off and yell, "I GOT YA BITCH!," then run out of the room and get in a car and drive away. Name inspired by the Donkey Punch

B: she tricked me into giving her a backrub with promises of sex, and then said she was too tired and fell asleep.

K: what a bitch.

B: yeah but i got her back, after she fell asleep I gave her a sleeping sperm donkey and ran over her persian cat sam as i drove away.

by sexaddict July 21, 2006

Sperlunking

It's called spelunking you dip shit.

When you add words to urban dictionary like sperlunking, you should make sure you got it spelled correctly moron.

by RV2PHX August 1, 2008