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smoof

An action made between close friends where one person, the smoofer, runs towards the other person, the smoofee, and glomps (tackle-hugs) them. The smoofer then proceeds to cuddle and kiss the smoofee. It's great fun. =D
Kara runs up to John and puts his arms around him before kissing him, a true smoof!
by Reid March 28, 2004
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sonofabitch

A website on the internet that had unregulated free speech.

People chose names like WTF, Waffle, Insider, Soccer Mom,and most importantly, Liberalbeater . . .

Many of the posters acted like pretentious fuckin' clowns. Thus unregulated free speech resulted in a lot of trite predictability.

Liberalbeater set them in line though.

Especially the maker of the site, WTF, a fuckin' self-proclaimed genius. He argued he was some mathematical wizard, yet more likely he was suffering from ADHD from too much weed use.
"Read sonofabitch lately? Fuckin' never seen a blog where someone said they wanted to strangle someone with the American flag and make a snuff film out of it."

"Got to spam to death the sonofabitch site, and bring it down, that fuckin' site has a a guy named liberalbeater who broadcasts his hate 24/7."

"Skittles typed something on the sonofabitch site, she is a fuckin' reject from taxi cab confessions, and finally found a way to express her sick fuckin' aspirations to be a piece of candy, for strange, sick men."
by iphoneupmyass February 7, 2013
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by Jon Waltz April 8, 2003
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Snoof

Snoof is the sound a giraffe makes.
"IM A GIRAFFE SNOOF SNOOF"
by purpletongues October 12, 2009
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you're sooo edgy

shitty basic peoples way of saying "you're an emo fuck"

Many said basic people at my white ass school use edgy as a "compliment" when they feel someone is too alternative but still attractive and cool.
Oh my god Paige you're sooo edgy!

Dylan's sooo edgy but pretty chill right bro?
by picklyasshole July 13, 2017
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Lirpa Sloof

Whereas the defecation is unartistically left in a lump as in a Cleveland Steamer. With the Lirpa Sloof variation, the deposit is made unto a ring shape. The Lirpa Sloof variation shows the recipient that you have class and muscle control.
Sarah, calling out to her roomate says "Hey, come see this Lirpa Sloof on my chest, that random guy I slept with last night really was classy!"

"Yeah, and the it's a perfect circle too, he sure has great muscle control!"

"Yeah", Sarah sighs, "I think I'm in love."
by Spanks Johnson April 3, 2008
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smoof

rewrite of smooth
smoof operator
by thomas January 23, 2004
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