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Soccer Mom

Usually a very over protective parent. You can see them at game stored freaking out about games like "Mortal Kombat" or "Call of duty" very annoying and is the whole reason why anmies like DBZ have been so butchered.
Soccer Mom: How can you sell this game with all the blood you are all makeing seriel killers here!

Me: Oh my god I just came in to buy Dead Island!
by Bob the funky human October 16, 2011
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soccer cousins

Two females or males whom have had relations with the same male, I.e. they have played with the same set of balls, making them "related"
Brad: "I totally made Jill and Christie soccer cousins last night, deez nuts have been real popular lately!"
by Skyyblueplaya December 6, 2015
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National kiss a soccer girl day

A day where anyone can and legally will kiss a girl whom plays soccer.
Hello fellow soccer player, guess what day it is. It’s national kiss a soccer girl day
by Potatoman2006 October 26, 2019
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Extreme cupcake soccer

A game in which a cupcake is placed on a table with goals on each side. Then, you must take out your penis and begin trying to hit the cupcake into the opponents goal with your penis. Every goal you give up, you must take a shot of a hard liquor. If you lose (the winning score may vary) then the loser must eat the cupcake that was used in the game, after it is covered in the victor's semen. For girls who want to play, they may wear strap-on's.

The origin of this game is when two guys decided to make a challenge involving the most extreme of games, varying from extreme cartwheel game, to extreme gay chicken. One guy came up with this, and won the game when the loser of the competition, as well as the game mentioned above, refused to eat the inseminated cupcake.
Guy 1: Wanna play some Extreme cupcake soccer?

Guy 2: No, I always lose, and I hate the taste of semen!
by tehcowninja October 1, 2010
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socceroos

amazing little team from an amazing little country who went from 43rd in the world to the world cup top 16. Team consists of hot men lucas neil, tim cahill and of course darling harry kewell and is captained by our big boofy bogan mark viduka.

italy game was unfortunate but we've only just begun, plus certain aussies do need to move on
Idiot who knows nothing about soccer:
that penalty was a load of shit i cant get over it the socceroos played so hard, we have heart those italians are just diving retards with lots of hair gel... blah blah blah

me:
WE DIDNT GET A GOAL
by GuusHiddink July 13, 2006
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soccer style

by efur November 18, 2003
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soccer mom

A blonde middle-aged woman who's spent far too much time at the fake-n'-bake, barely stands five feet tall on her tiptoes, drives an SUV the size of a Sherman tank because she has a female Napoleon complex, and plasters the back of said vehicle with stickers about how her child is a straight A student at <insert here> middle school.
Most of the women driving SUV's around Richmond, VA.
by Syd Barrett December 23, 2003
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