Schadenfraud

noun.

someone pretending to derive pleasure from other's misfortune to fit in with their douchebag friends, but really they feel just awful about it.

Jeremy was laughing with his buddies at the video of skaters wiping out, but he was a schadenfraud, because inside he was horrified by the carnage.

by Bobakalacka March 30, 2017

sachaspittttsered

a woman who's vagina resembles that of the grand canyon

when i was done with dat hoe she was hella sachaspittttsered for the next dude

by joliein60seconds April 24, 2009

schaam

Dutch for the hairs found in the genital area of a human, more colloquially known as pubes.

person A: 'Would you like a cheese and schaam sandwich?'
person B: 'No thanks i don't like the combination of cheese and your pubes, do you have a schaamburger though?'
person A: 'Why yes i do, here you go'
person B: 'That tastes so good, i'll ask my mum to make some for me tonight!'

by Merkin boy December 14, 2008

Schaam

Dutch for the hairs found in the genital area of a human, more colloquially known as pubes.

person A: 'Would you like a cheese and schaam sandwich?'
person B: 'No thanks i don't like the combination of cheese and your pubes, do you have a schaamburger though?'
person A: 'Why yes i do, here you go'
person B: 'That tastes so good, i'll ask my mum to make some for me tonight!'

by Merkin boy March 19, 2007

schack

-a douche bag

- a bag that is used for the cleansing of a vaginal canal

Dude, that girls vagina is disgusting, she better schack it, or Im not touching it.

Shut the fuck up, you schack

by Mike November 20, 2003

Schadenfraud

Pleasure derived from the minor irritation or annoyance of others.

Person A: Dude, why are you slow rolling me?
Person B: I don't know, I guess I just have a mean streak of of Schadenfraud

by Sick Variance November 8, 2010

Sachal

A word originating from the Hebrew language, and it's meaning is fool.
It is most commonly used to describe someone who has committed a stupid act, or who has said or done something idiotic.

Why are you using an eraser on the computer screen? Your such a sachal!

by i'mAbeast November 28, 2011