Sweat Soaked Mattress

A really nice person. Someone who thinks kindness isn't enough and tries to pay your mortgage by selling their car.

Damn man, I didn't even ask him to buy me a PS5. That dude is a sweat soaked mattress.

by Triptow November 21, 2020

Soak

Larry

Damn he’s such a fuckin soak. His name must be Larry.

by Mrmom22202 March 2, 2021

soaking

mormons do this so they can bang each other but still go to heaven

"Me and my girlfriend were on my bed soaking last night, it was awesome!"

by sponege October 30, 2022

Soak

A popular Mormon practice of gaming the religious system to maintain one's virginity pre-marriage where the male partner either enters the females love tunnel and both parties remain perfectly still until completion or a third party can get involved and kick the shit out of the bed for a few hours until their homie busts a fat one for the lord.

Yo i helped my boy Bartholomew soak with his girl last night, shit was tight.

by mason is a cunt April 30, 2022

tcu soak

when you go to tcu and a jesus boy and you want to please the lord, but you also wanna smash..

"wanna tcu soak?"

by TCU soak October 22, 2022

The Soak

When you put your tongue in a glass of water without drinking it.

Man I'm so parched, I'm could use The Soak.

by Haywood Jabaumi May 20, 2022

Mama Meat Soak

My main squeeze, my girl,my better half

I just got kicked to the curb by my,Mama Meat Soak.

by Cadcrumb May 30, 2022