soaking the log

When a man sticks his penis in a females vagina and doesn't move. Thus, soaking the log.
Woman and man having sex
Man inserts penis
Leaves it in
Woman: "what are you doing?"
Man: "Soaking the log"
by logsoaker June 28, 2014
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Soak Stack

3 or more Mormons stacked while soaking each other. I.E. human centipede the Roman way.
The Mormon orgy ended up in a soak stack.
by Thegermanboi May 2, 2025
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Soaking Newman

When an individual inserts high potency ammonia smelling salts into their own anus resulting in what some would consider hazardous flatulence, commonly practiced in the homosexual community to increase awareness and arouse consciousness during long bouts of gay sex.
Kept falling asleep last night during the gang bang, had to soak a Newman to stay awake. The Soaking Newman always works
by Mr. Carriage June 12, 2025
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tcu soak

when you go to tcu and a jesus boy and you want to please the lord, but you also wanna smash..
by TCU soak October 22, 2022
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soak the cracker

A circle jerk where guys try to shoot their cum onto a cracker in the middle of the circle. The last guy to cum eats the cracker.
The guys in the frat made the newbies play soak the cracker.
by Phuki Yu January 14, 2015
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Woody Soak

When you leave something you cooked or ate with to soak for cleaning, but you forget about it for so long someone ends up cleaning it for you.
"Aw man, Garrett pulled a Woody soak on his spaghetti pot and I had to clean it for him."
by The Lige May 15, 2016
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