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Shuffling

When you do too much meth and can't quit moving your feet around. That's what tweakers do.
Lydia: Jacob is shuffling again. Does his sexy ass ever sleep?

Paizley: Every day he's shuffling
by anonymous July 29, 2018
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Snuffelin'

Snuffered was snuffelin' so hard last night that his ELO went through the roof
by SomeguyIdunno August 1, 2011
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butt sniffing

The Smelling of an ass
Stop butt sniffing people, man!
by ERIC October 18, 2003
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snurfing

surfing the Internet while you're supposed to be having a conversation on the phone.
I was on the phone with my girlfriend the other day and she caught me snurfing because she could hear my Yahoo IM sound alerts.
by Agent 74 December 25, 2007
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Stuffing the Turkey

v. Stuffing the Turkey is a gang-bang involving at least four men. It also involves a 20 lb. Butterball turkey. The men take turns humping the living hell out of the turkey, and when all men present have "finished", the turkey is oven roasted in the usual fashion and served on Thanksgiving. Preferably to relatives that you are not fond of.
Although this originated in Eastern Russia, it is often contributed to Norway.
man 1: "me and the Boston Celtics got caught Stuffing the Turkey last night!"

man 2: "wait, what?"

man 1: "i know right? i was gonna serve it to my grandparents."

man 2: "what the fuck is wrong with you?!"

man 1: "i fucking hate my grandparents."
by feldpar February 21, 2009
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Weasel Sniffing

A new sport were competitors have to catch a weasel in a defined space and sniff it 3 times to become the winner.

Or someone who can be sly and fiendy!
Weasel sniffing should be an olympic sport!

Or Scholesy is a weasel sniffer.
by Dan Wood February 26, 2009
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rim stuffing

When you find a homeless man on the street (preferably mexican, latin american, etc.) and blow your load right on his face when he is taking a nap. Once he wakes up, you punch him right in his fucking face. Leave him knocked out with a dildo sticking out his ass! Classic!
dude, yesterday i jizzed all over this hobo! rim stuffing, classic!
by ass-spread-wide-open February 21, 2011
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