Shwiddit

A quirky way to say with it
When your not feeling the vibe or the general Ambience ambience of a situation.

Can be used in a positive or negative connotation

Please talk to me don’t do this please
Yeah tbh wasn’t really shwiddit last night

by SuccleYaMadre November 9, 2019

Smidgie

1. When mess up and accidentally combine the word midget and small person. Instead of using the correct term “little person”.

2. A term of endearment

Oh look! There’s a smidgie!

by Regina Phalangez December 25, 2019

Smidge

Sam's tiny penis.

Sam i do not want a picture of your'e smidge.

by booky1234 January 9, 2020

Smidge

Terminology typically used by middle age white women with curly hair when referring to asking their children for a small amount of marijuana.

Hey girls, what you doing? ***gets super load and distorted while TRYING to whisper*** Got a smidge? I’m trying to smoke

by Gibkid February 13, 2020

SMWD

Acronym for "suck my wiggly dick," alternative form of smd or sma. Can be used literally but most commonly used figuratively and/or ironically.

Usually refers to the vine from which the phrase was coined from

That bitch Becky was giving me some bullshit so I told her to SMWD.

by Needle Gal February 26, 2020

smidgeaboveaverage

when discussing cock size, it refers to anything nine inches or longer. also known as italian average or black retarded cock.

sweet young sarah asked me how big my cock is and I replied "oh just a smidgeaboveaverage" as I took out my nine inches of pussy piston.

by helluvanape June 12, 2020

swid

Short utterance, gesture, or pause immediately after saying something that is intended to be funny, but usually isn't. The statement is usually practiced, but a swid means the speaker has nothing better to say and is temporarily speechless. The spelling is a backronym of "See What I Did?".

Everyone in the boardroom stared at the ceiling as his swid dropped to a whimper after yelling "that's what she said!" during the boss's presentation.

by badlywords July 10, 2020