smooching pickles

when two guy kiis each others dicks.

"hey are those guys smooching pickles?"

by pseudonm5 June 19, 2017

smooches, not mooches

Variant of the once-popular "hugs, not drugs", this expression extols the virtues of giving someone semi-intimate affection as a "reward" or "payment" for physical/financial/material assistance or other favor that the person does for you, rather than just shamelessly begging to have said assistance given to you for free.

Tiffany didn't have gas-money for a ride to pick up a cartful of groceries at the supermarket, but she insisted on reimbursing me anyway with five minutes of warm-hearted lip-locks and gratitude-filled arms-wrapped-around shoulder-blade scrunchies after we got back to her house again --- she knows da value of a dollar and a friend's time/effort, and so she dedicatedly maintains a "smooches, not mooches" policy.

by QuacksO July 28, 2018

Smooch

A co-worker who continuously "sucks up" to the boss or someone in management. Also known as a "kiss ass".

"Hey, have you seen Eric?"

"Yeah, he's in the front office kissing Chad's ass again. He is such a friggin smooch."

by Shaunski671 April 28, 2019

Smoochie wallace approved

Beyond Delicious surpassing even bassen fire and even ambrosias or very good quality

"Is the food good here"

Nigga its smoochie wallace approved"

by De la smoochie wallace June 15, 2021

pole smoocher

A person who sucks dick.

I'm pretty sure Elton John is proud to be a pole smoocher.

by BB--YoMama July 23, 2006

Ketchup Smooch

The act of smacking someone in the face with a dirty tampon...usually done as a prank but may also be an expression of affection.

Example 1)

Jeff: I'm still cleaning Krista's uterine lining out of my ear after that Ketchup Smooch she gave me last night.....

Example 2)

Baby Momma: If Myles doesn't start paying child support he's gonna get a ketchup smooch

by #ketchupsmooch January 19, 2016

Cock-Smooch

A guy or girl who is a down right cock to you

Did you see that cock-smooch today in the hallway making fun of this little kid

by Destiny at its finest April 15, 2016