Crypto Slob

Someone who does no useful and adds no value to society or worth to humanity. They just trade crypto.

Dan thinks he is so cool but he does no actual work, he’s just a parasite on society crypto slob.

by DannyClarke April 29, 2023

The slob blunt Effect

When in varying degrees a blunt is trashed during a solo or group session.
There are multiple degress of a slob blunt:
1. The paper begins to soften.
2. The paper is softened and soiled by saliva.
3. Its beyond Jesus's saving.
Note: If softening begins to happen, remove self and blunt from the immediate space. Extinguish blunt, then collect and preserve remaining weed for later date.

Ronny passed juju a freshly rolled and lit blunt, in which he partook . After completing his rotation he passed it to lee, torn and doused in saliva. This smoke sesh experienced, The Slob Blunt Effect.

by Mynamesjuju January 19, 2018

Slob

A better and more descriptive way of saying blow job.

"I was gettin some slob the other night and this girl brought her friend into it for a tag team"

by superduperbreezy July 2, 2016

Slob

Slob meaning someone that is useless and lazy

"Hey, Jim your'e an absolute slob."

by SlightlyRightOfMiddle November 22, 2018

slob on my knob

slob on my knob
/släb/ /än,ôn/ /mī/ /näb/

1. to open the door for a lady to enter first

2. to indicate that a door handle is dirty

"Would you be so kind as to slob on my knob?"
"of course, m'lady."

"there is slob on my knob."

by Gentleman's Guide November 25, 2019

Slob lobber

Anything that expelled come as in the mouth or penis.

That bitch saud she wanted to see my purple headed slob lobber.

by Mullins Holler Miagi October 22, 2025

Slob

A 10/10 you see in a the airport but know you will never see again

I’m never going to see that slob again

by Riggers11 July 24, 2023