slippery root 

a perso who is lacking the abilatie to stay in one place for more than a hour

OMG that person is such a slippery root

slippery root by you dont know me November 6, 2004

slippery bubbles 

Covering a sheet of plastic bubble wrap in a lubricant and then stroking the genitals until orgasm

After she gave me the slippery bubbles, I gave her the angry pirate

slippery bubbles by pasdaddy May 7, 2009

Slippery Peaches 

The feeling of a sweaty ballsack after riding in any sort of vehicle for an extended period of time.

Friend 1: Wow that was one hot car ride!

Friend 2: Yeah, I've got some serious Slippery Peaches going on right now!

Slippery Peaches by g-spothole September 12, 2009

slippery kitchen

A game where you drink copious amounts of whiskey and then proceed to pour olive oil all over the linoleum in your kitchen and then try to fight your friends.

Thanks to Jim Beam, we got our slippery kitchen on last night.

slippery kitchen by banchronic February 8, 2012

Slippery Douchbag 

A man where you are not quite sure if he is a douchbag or not.

He's such a slippery douchbag. He's nice, but his actions sometimes...

Slippery Douchbag by Jade Wilder October 28, 2012

slippery surprise 

When you slide from the one hole into the two hole.

"I was railing a cougar last night and decided to give her the slippery surprise! Like most cougars, she wanted it."

slippery surprise by Cougar slayer April 14, 2014

slippery wizzard

While having sex with your girl have her face the window and then have your best bud come from the closet while you run outside and wave at her

Dude last night me and Mike gave Tina the slippery wizzard

slippery wizzard by Jsin the klown December 1, 2016