the sleeper

When you pretend to fall asleep after sex and then in about 13 minutes you go and get some more!

"Hey last night was crazy when you pulled the sleeper on me!"

by THE CHEMOKID October 29, 2007

Resident Sleeper

A person who is unaware or not woke to the Truth. A person who relies on manipulated or deceiving facts, evidence, and proof that dismisses case studies and behind-the-scene works of organizations, corporations, institutes, and networks that are followed by pedophilia, human trafficking, organ trafficking and harvesting, terrorism, genocide, treason, complicity, crimes against humanity, and national or foreign social or communist parties.

The Cabal are the same deep state networks who funded the CIA to coin the term "conspiracy theory" to allow dismissal of the conspiracy events and cases following the John. F. Kennedy assassination to public resident sleepers.

by TheOfficialSKED April 20, 2020

sleeper

a person who has too much sleep. dont mess cuz they r too cranky and will beat u up with a stick, machine gun, sword, machetie, or a cat. loves atackin with the cat.

"my bro is such a sleeper. he hit me in the head with a cat."

by H3R0 B01 May 19, 2006

Sleepernaut

Kid who thinks everyone on edge is his freind, this is not the truth.

Also has Horrendous grammar.

Fucking sleepernaut, dragging his bad grammar into my thread

by R February 6, 2005

The Sleeper

Member of DOV, hater of "TRUTH" commercials and wearer of the leather pants.

"don't fear the sleeper..."

by Black Belt Jones September 18, 2003

Sleeperette

The Person Whom You Are Sharing Sexualness With...
Not in a relationship.

Laura and Brian

or

Becca: If Your sleeperette had a spotty bum...would you touch it???
Lauren and Hayley: OMG yes!! Bloody hot bums.

by mher April 19, 2007

Sleeper's Madness

When some fuckface wakes you up and you try to go back to sleep for a long time, all the while becoming progressively angrier and angrier until you throw back the covers and get up in a fit of rage, thereby abandoning any attempts to salvage sleeping in on your day off from school/work.

Guy 1: "Doctor, this morning I stabbed my roomate in the side of his throat with a harpoon after he woke me up for the fifth morning in a row, ruining yet another morning's rest."
Doctor1: "Dayummm nigga, looks like you dun got yoself one o' da worst cases o' sleeper's madness I ever dun seen in my mo. fuckin. LIFE!!!!"
MedStudent1: "I concur, maybe one day I can clean up my wife's gambling problem and get my finances together to pay off my debts and cure this horrible disease."
Doctor1: "Nigga you best be frenchin' wit me, cuz you ain't neva gonna do dat shit, dis disease be fuckin' INCURABLE, and I would know, I graduated from Harvard Med, top o' ma mofuckin class."

by Scandal123 July 31, 2010