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Sleep

This is a nonsensical word used by some adults in order to confuse each other and make the other person feel inferior or isolated.
'Sleep' does not, in fact, describe any real biological function that occurs in the human species.

Those who use the noun 'sleep' or the adjective sleeping suggest this describes an absence of consciousness involving hallucinations and delusions. People who advocate the existence of 'sleep' are no more than conspiracy theorists trying to perpetuate the norm that becoming near-catatonic, hibernating, passing gas and hallucinating is a normal, healthy process that occurs in a 24 hour cycle for between 6-12 hours.

Possibly, the most popular sleep conspiracy theory suggests that ancient cave drawings and fossilised pillows are proof that beds are devices that evolved to meet 'sleeping' needs. This is clearly nonsense, as beds are, and always have been, a place to study, masterbate, f*ck, watch tv and facebook, not 'sleep'.
Mother: "Have you been getting enough sleep?"
Student: "What on earth is that?"
by Feebz November 11, 2014
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Sleep

Guy: I am going to sleep.

Girl: You mean die for a little?
by Autistic565665862 July 3, 2019
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Sleep!

When you tell someone to sleep it means they are acting dumb or said somethin dumb!
Waitor: ok what kind of sauce would you like? (For her wings)
Taylor: Sauce for what?
Courtney: SLEEP!
by Courtney Watt March 22, 2010
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Sleep

Something only for the weakest of beings.
You went to sleep last night? What kind of a man are you?
by FantaBAMarama February 14, 2009
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Sleep

Punch somebody in the face so hard the fall into a deep coma.
Yo im going to sleep you sahn.
by Noisecreep June 7, 2010
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Sleep

A condition resulting from lack of coffee. People suffering from sleep blank out for hours without remembering anything that has happened and will occasionally experience vivid hallucinations. The best remedy for sleep is to drink more coffee.
(Heads nods down then snaps back up) "Whoa, I almost feel asleep! I need to make some coffee!"
by KrustyCU March 23, 2016
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Sleep

The 8 hour break taken between periods of playing skyrim.
Nick: "If it weren't for sleep I could have leveled my destruction skill by now. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I BECOME?"
by larryleff November 12, 2011
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