This is a nonsensical word used by some adults in order to confuse each other and make the other person feel inferior or isolated.
'Sleep' does not, in fact, describe any real biological function that occurs in the human species.
Those who use the noun 'sleep' or the adjective sleeping suggest this describes an absence of consciousness involving hallucinations and delusions. People who advocate the existence of 'sleep' are no more than conspiracy theorists trying to perpetuate the norm that becoming near-catatonic, hibernating, passing gas and hallucinating is a normal, healthy process that occurs in a 24 hour cycle for between 6-12 hours.
Possibly, the most popular sleep conspiracy theory suggests that ancient cave drawings and fossilised pillows are proof that beds are devices that evolved to meet 'sleeping' needs. This is clearly nonsense, as beds are, and always have been, a place to study, masterbate, f*ck, watch tv and facebook, not 'sleep'.
'Sleep' does not, in fact, describe any real biological function that occurs in the human species.
Those who use the noun 'sleep' or the adjective sleeping suggest this describes an absence of consciousness involving hallucinations and delusions. People who advocate the existence of 'sleep' are no more than conspiracy theorists trying to perpetuate the norm that becoming near-catatonic, hibernating, passing gas and hallucinating is a normal, healthy process that occurs in a 24 hour cycle for between 6-12 hours.
Possibly, the most popular sleep conspiracy theory suggests that ancient cave drawings and fossilised pillows are proof that beds are devices that evolved to meet 'sleeping' needs. This is clearly nonsense, as beds are, and always have been, a place to study, masterbate, f*ck, watch tv and facebook, not 'sleep'.
by Feebz November 11, 2014
Get the Sleepmug. Dying for a short period of time.
by Autistic565665862 July 3, 2019
Get the Sleepmug. Waitor: ok what kind of sauce would you like? (For her wings)
Taylor: Sauce for what?
Courtney: SLEEP!
Taylor: Sauce for what?
Courtney: SLEEP!
by Courtney Watt March 22, 2010
Get the Sleep!mug. Something only for the weakest of beings.
by FantaBAMarama February 14, 2009
Get the Sleepmug. Yo im going to sleep you sahn.
by Noisecreep June 7, 2010
Get the Sleepmug. A condition resulting from lack of coffee. People suffering from sleep blank out for hours without remembering anything that has happened and will occasionally experience vivid hallucinations. The best remedy for sleep is to drink more coffee.
by KrustyCU March 23, 2016
Get the Sleepmug. Nick: "If it weren't for sleep I could have leveled my destruction skill by now. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I BECOME?"
by larryleff November 12, 2011
Get the Sleepmug.