Theo Smyth

A averagely sized male with the vision of stevie wonder and a haircut equivalent to a lesbian who is still questioning her sexuality.

He is considered very petit among the male species and must be protected at all costs.

Loves black women and yet still gets no pussy

this guy looks like the lesbian off the chase

Sigma Male: Must be a Theo Smyth

by Freddy Mercury’s no.1 fan August 2, 2022

Smythe

doughnut puncher...to the uber max, sometimes a shway dude...but mainly just a chez ass doughnut puncher

yo, do u know who Smythe is?
yea, he's a doughnut puncher...says shway a lot...thinks kandy is fun to stick up his cornhole...i bashed him in the dome piece
dag yo

by 315 & T-Dog! March 28, 2003

skyhook

Worst kind of parachute malfuntion; not only does the main parachute not deploy, a streamer but the reserve parachute becomes entangled with the main and goes either around or inside it, causing it to bend into the hook shape of the top of a question mark.

I thought he was going to make it until the reserve turned his main into a skyhook.

by Maitre D April 26, 2004

Slytherin

The house with the evil bois and Voldemort supporters.

Blake- I got Hufflepuff on my Pottermore quiz. What'd you get, Erin?
Erin- I got Slytherin.
Blake- *dials number* Hello, yes, 911? I need you to send police right now.

by taco_55 January 6, 2019

slytherin

the house in hogwarts where the kids are smoking crack and getting butt-fucked.

draco malfoy, slytherin's eir is one big crackhead and one big narc and not to top it all one dumb fuckin ass dipshit!!!!!!!!!!!

by jackson, j May 15, 2006

Slytherin

The house full of punk ass kids at Hogwarts. The kids in this house are donkeys who listen to rap music. If black people went to Hogwart they would be in this house.

Yo shorty, run your wallet, your in Slytherin now bitch. I'll pop a cap in your British ass.

by Tim the Man December 16, 2004

scyth

Scyth does not pwn over everyone. He is pwned by the aent and MGM the most.

MGM and aent pwn all.

Scyth wubs MGM and aent

by Scyth May 2, 2004