Skype

to completely fuck up the easiest opportunity imaginable

Skype really Skyped when they did not expand their business during the pandemic.

by mimicry_ricky March 31, 2024

skype orgy

A skype orgy is where your invited to a massive conversation on skype. More over this is where instead of having hot sweaty sex with multiple people, your having a hot sweaty debate to get your point across.

Daniel exclaimed how exhausted he was after his first skype orgy.

by 48091341780432 April 13, 2014

Skype slut

the one girl in the Skype who is secretly trying to hook up with every guy in the call

"dude I think Bri likes me"
"nah, shes just a Skype slut"

by DirtDan July 5, 2016

don't forget to skype

A play on the old phrase, "Don't forget to write", but in a more modern context where technology replaces what would be done manually.

High-schooler: I can't believe summer is over.
His older brother: Yep, back to college for me!
High-schooler: Hey, don't forget to Skype.
His older brother: Will do, bro. Will do.

by Anonymous1337ness February 24, 2011

Wet Skype

When you have a "special" Skype call with the best friend of the opposite gender, usually not your boyfriend/girlfriend. In this special video chat, you guys have a conversation while masturbating in front of the other. You usually have your genitals showing and your hand in motion. The two people talk like they regularly would, but at the same time pleasure themselves. You don't talk about anything relating to what you are doing. Just have a regular convo. You do this to open up and become comfortable with someone. It is becoming more common, and is a great way to become closer with your best friend of the opposing gender.

Hey Bob, do you wanna wet skype?
Yeah sure! One sec let me get my d*ck out.

Hey how was your wet skype yesterday?
It was awesome! We both climaxed, nothing out of the ordinary though.

by SuperSocial December 22, 2013

Skype Transmitted Disease

Skype Transmitted Disease or STD

Receiving a virus or a type of malware via skype.

Example: Bob was sent a file from him friend through skype and his friend said "Its so you can get free diamond on Minecraft!"

Oh Dear i think i have an STD (Skype Transmitted Disease)

by Bobhilleh January 21, 2016

You Got Skype

"You got skype" is a term used often by pedophiles or a man/woman trying to see someone else's body naked

"You Got Skype?" "You have skype i wanna see the tiny ass"

by DELREYFAMILY December 27, 2018