Skylan

Skylan is a nerd and can be mean to you. She can sometimes come off as innocent but that’s a lie.

Wow who’s that nerd
Oh that’s just skylan

by anonymous October 25, 2020

Skylar White

Most well known for the popular scene where the breaking bad characters jesse pinkman and skyler white have the following interaction.

Jesse: Look, lady. Whatever you're selling i aint buying yo.
Skylar: Well, my name is skylar white, yo. My husband is watler white, yo. Uh huh. He told me everything.
Jesse: Seriously?
Skylar: That's right. And just so you know, my brother in law is a D.E.A. agent and i will not hesitate to call him, not if I have to. Understood? This is your one and only warning. Do *not* sell marijuana to my husband.
Jesse: Ok?
Skylar: i mean it. Don't call our house again, stay away from him, or you will be one sorry individual. Get me?
Jesse: *mumbles* think so, yeah. No more marijuana I can dig it.
Skylar: good, good. Not that it's any of my business, but, maybe you should consider a different line of work.
Jesse: Ok.
Skylar then walks away.

Guy: guess what
Guy 2: chicken butt?
Guy: My name is skylar white yo.
Guy 2: *is obliterated*

by Fart ball persónu Jón amma ha June 16, 2023

Skylar

Some faggot with too much hair. I do his mom all the time;

justkidding.

He's this cute kid with awesome hair.


I wasn't kidding about doing his mom though..she's a good fuck.
<3

Nadine: OMFG SKYLAR MAKES MY PANTIES DROPP
Alex: -attack mode-

by AlexxxBemis February 20, 2009

Skylar

Has no feelings

"Wow she doesn't care about anything that's so Skylar of her"

by icedcoffeefromdunks September 23, 2016

Skylar

A Skylar is a curly haired fuck who likes to craft

Skylar just turned into a paper crane.

by nicolascagefanclub July 15, 2016

Skyla

A Selfish conceited Bitch, usually with pretty green eyes and a snapchat queen, usually keeps to herself and is hard to get in a relationship with so if you get you a Skyla and keep her cause every nigga want her !!

Dang I heard you got you a Skyla

Yeah

Funny cause Rick said the same thing 😅

by Onebadlilbihhhhhh January 3, 2017

Skylar Syndrome

A disease in which the infected has an illogical need to take selfies no matter how ugly or pretty the infected is or how terrible the selfies turn out. Usually, the victim is an ugly, overweight girl, however, these girls can spread it to even the prettiest of girls.

Samantha: Oh. My. God. Look at that girl taking selfies over there!
Hannah: Oh, I know, she's not even pretty, she must Skylar Syndrome.
Samantha: Ew, stay away! I don't want to catch that.

by IdekWhoIAm December 1, 2013