shlumpernickel

Contrary to popular belief flumpernickel is not a variation of pumpernickel or flumpernickel. It is acctualy a very rare metal found in the heart of oxen.

Check out my bling-bling, I just got a new shlumpernickel necklace.

by Nick July 26, 2003

shpumph

Pronounced (sh--poo-m-f)
Adjective
Noise Created When Air Is Quickly Released From A Tube

The Tube Made A Shpumph Noise As The Ball Was Fired From It

by Brian Hetherington April 22, 2006

shlumpin

It can either be eating or describe what is being eaten. If something is shlumpin than it is very desirable and delusions. If you are shlumpin it just means you are eating. You can also use the word as shlump also in reference to eating.

Dude we really need to go get some shlump. Man those ribs were so shlumpin.

by Phlop July 25, 2007

shmumm...

a waiting tone like hmmmm....

shmumm... im soooo bored

by sazzie June 24, 2008

shnump

a state of drowsyness that lasts the entire day. a shnumped person may also feel bored or confused without an interest as to finding out why. shnumpyness is not to be confused with depression, but may also be referred to by some as the "rainy day" feeling.

Tom: "Hey man, wanna play Halo?"
Marty: "Maybe tomorrow, I'm in a shnump today."

by klayfan October 16, 2008

shlumpence

to describe the cost of something with little value.

you tight bastard Steve, that present must have cost you shlumpence!

by shlumpmeister Steve June 19, 2009

shrumpkin

Derived from "blumpkin," a shrumpkin happens when a man sharts while receiving oral sex.

That chick was pretty upset when I gave her a shrumpkin last night.

by Flannel Jake November 15, 2010