shrimped baby

A baby born out of shrimping. A man sucks deposited ejaculate out of a woman's rectum and redeposits the semen into her vagina to impregnate her.

You can't blame him entirley for his poor grades, I mean he was a shrimped baby.

by CJ Strokenoff November 13, 2007

nigger shrimp

A delicacy amongst young urban black youth. Usually a cheese flavored puffy air-filled shrimp shaped snack. A.K.A. The cheese Doodle a.k.a cheesy poof.

As Tyrone walked pass the delicatessen, he turned to his nigger bitch and said "Yo nigger bitch that weedz gotz me so high that im wantin a bag of nigger shrimp" You Smell me!

by Karl Khris Kringle January 10, 2008

the battered shrimp

while having sex on the beach the man will pull his penis out rub it in the sand and then go back to fucking her with his sandy penis. possibly making a pearl.

it was our anniversary and he surprised me with the battered shrimp. i did not like it. i hate the beach.

by ear21 May 16, 2010

bull shrimp

A substitute for the explicative "bullshit"

That is absolute bull shrimp!

by StripeyStripe December 31, 2015

Baltimore Shrimp

UTZ Cheese Curls covered in Old Bay seasoning.
They look like shrimp (especially under bar lights) and originated in Baltimore, a city well known for its seafood.
They taste delicious with a Natty Boh.

Quigley's Half-Irish bar has a great midnight happy-hour and serves up unlimmited Baltimore Shrimp for free.

by NattyBohGillespie August 17, 2008

shrimp paste

A bell end discharge usually created from a vigorous wanking session without any intermittent cleansing. The pale paste has a distinct scent of rancid shrimp or fish sauce. Not to be confused with a culinary condiment.

Danny "Jordon, have you just finished some kind of mammoth wankathon?"

Jordon "why, were you watching through the louvre wardrobe door?"

Danny "No, you have a shrimp paste stink about you that a 2 hour shower wouldn't shift"

by pageboy69 April 5, 2015

Shrimp Out

To fail at something, chicken out, or quit.

The football coach wouldn't give Hunter the ball because he didn't want him to shrimp out again.

by Jaidennn July 1, 2011