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Bullshit shovel

1. the Thinking cap's bigger brother. The state you're in when writing (say, a paper) that makes you write long and complicated sentences to fill up the space.

2. the mental jumbo that makes you write stuff that sounds important and educated, but on closer inspection says not very much at all.
1. Wow, this sentence is, like, over 5 lines long and I'm not even writing in German. Must be swinging the Bullshit shovel.

2. "In hindsight to the proliferous occurence of said phenomenon..." Ah, another clueless one who started using the Bullshit shovel.
by Mantaur104 December 28, 2010
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shovel of sin

An erect penis that digs into the pleasure regions.
Since they had been flirting online for hours, Alex knew that it was time for him to do some digging with his shovel of sin when he final met Mona.
by von groovy March 23, 2019
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dumpster shovel

*dump*ster- shov*el

-the act of using a piece of stale bread to move undesired garbage off of a plate of food or treasure (see also "hobo gloves")
"Man, there's nothing wrong with that half eaten donut, except it's got that bum sleeping on it"!

"Well, go grab a dumpster shovel and badda bing badda boom! Problem solved"!
by MY.REAL.NAME.IS.CINDY...psych. January 20, 2015
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Finger Shovel

When you get egg yolk on your shoe and try to remove it by scooping it with your finger nail.
Ah fuck. Ive got egg on my shoe again. Guess im gonna have to use my finger shovel.
by corporate crayola August 2, 2019
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Sans Shovel

OrnaBug’s Strange Duped Shovel, that has the description “have.”
Orna: “Sans Shovel, have.”
by Genevis November 12, 2021
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spunk shovel

used for shovelling mass amounts of spunk.
shit ive just exploded everywhere,quick pass that spunk shovel
by wistler212 April 14, 2010
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shovel cock

A penis with an unusually large spade shaped head.
Sasha could barely handle Kenley's menacing shovel cock.
by Zlyy zlyy October 7, 2015
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