Twat Shovel 

A shovel you use to get the sand out of your vagina

Quick, get her a twat shovel, she's complaining about the BJ she gave me last weekend

Twat Shovel by Doctor Skinnfloot January 13, 2015

Faggot shovel

A shovel used to dig deeper into the realms of faggotry

Ollie: Okay James that's enough digging for now
Bernard: Henry do you think you could pass that faggot shovel, James is gonna need it soon

Faggot shovel by Fozzy March 28, 2015

Gay Shovel 

basicially a gay boi who hides he's gay, or just a fucking idiot.. Very insulting term in cobh

omg you gay shovel

Gay Shovel by ur nanny a tranny February 2, 2019

big shovel gardening 

Using a large plot of land to bury suspiciously wrapped "plants" six feet under where no one will ever find them.

"Hey did you see Joey at the party?"
"Nah, he had to go do some big shovel gardening this weekend, real messy business"

big shovel gardening by billythemurderer August 15, 2021

Clam Shovel 

A wicked awesome utensil used for shoveling that chow down your gullet.

Grab your clam shovels, and let's get chowdering!

Clam Shovel by Chowder Chad's biggest fan November 4, 2023

Fart Shovel 

Any object or body part used to scoop and serve a fart into someones face

"Hey did you see that cup?"
"Yea that would make a great fart shovel!"

Fart Shovel by Bowdnasty March 30, 2010

snow shovel

The act of ejaculating into a spoon and force feeding it to your partner.

Bob: "Hey dude. Why is your girl so pissed at you?"

Tommy: "She was wondering what I was doing with a spoon while I was banging her last night. Then I gave her a snow shovel."

snow shovel by urban donk December 26, 2011