Shooting blanks

Sending a blank text message by mistake, or due to a phone malfunction of some kind.

Man 1: "Damn it, I keep shooting blanks! I can't wait for my plan to expire, so that I can get a new phone with a WORKING keyboard."

Man 2: "Man, I wish I had that problem with my girlfriend, but I wouldn't re-up until I'm at least 30."

Man 1: "I take it that you started praying for false positives?"

by jsmith9 August 24, 2010

shooting the shit

And expression used when two or more people (usually friends) carry on a friendly conversation or a discussion.

Cheating? No way! John and I were shooting the shit at the bar all night!

by draftphunk July 11, 2011

Shooting Salad

When a person talks just to hear themselves talk ... nobody cares about what they are saying because it doesn't make any sense or is untrue.

Sam was shooting salad last night at the bar ...She was talking about Veronica because she doesn't like her.

by jackithepi December 20, 2015

Shooting Goggles

The act of giving someone a dirty look. The look is for that plain look in the person's eye's when they give you that dirty look and or the lazy eyed look. Making them look like they are wearing a pair of goggles.

"Mom why you shooting goggles at me?"

by Cmele aka GoD of 973 August 16, 2009

shooting the twit

"shooting the shit" on Twitter.

A few friends of mine are shooting the twit during tonight's episode of Survivor. You in?

by This Hour Has 22 Minutes December 25, 2011

Shooting Star

When you hitting ya homie from behind and as you approach climax you continuously five star his back until you cum and his back begins to bleed and the blood and cum create a suspension in his anus.

Jackson: “What was all of that screaming coming from your room last night”

Me: “Oh I was just giving Jarrod a shooting star”

by Coleossal December 4, 2017

shooting star

burning weed that falls to the floor when you blow it out the pipe..

Justine: ( blows the pipe and accidentally drops glowing/burning weed on the floor)
Rio: hey the shooting stars are half burnt such a waste dude!
Justine: dont worry babe! we got a lot..

by velvetierio August 30, 2019