Shitbit

Similar to a Fitbit around your wrist, this device goes around your waist. Every time you defecate, it will sense that you are about to excrete fecal matter and will start going to work. With its advanced detection system, this device will calculate the amount of snickers dropped in the punch bowl, total squeezes of the sphincter, and will even detect the development of hemorrhoids during the painful process of squeezing out your piping hot logs. At the end of the week, the device will send you a report of how many dumps you have taken each day. It will also recommend lifestyle changes if you are dropping the kids off at the pool too frequently throughout the week. This device is available for a price of $69.99.

Tyrant: Yo dude, my shits have been crazy lately. The tater tots I ate yesterday legit blew through me like a laxative. I bought a Shitbit to help me track how many times I shit per day and the number is astounding. On average, i shit about 4 to 5 times a day.

Big Easy: Bro you might want to see a doctor about that. It seems kinda unhealthy.

Tyrant: Nah dude, doctors are overrated. That’s why I bought a Shitbit. It recommends specific lifestyle changes and even gives you words of encouragement like Siri does sometimes.

Big Easy: Siri and I had sex once.

by Stoney69 March 6, 2019

shitbag of cum

All kids who get clothes from supreme, off-white, gucci and the north face and brag about them. Normally they are from 13 to 16 and have not grown there beard yet. They will snitch on you no matter what.

Normal kid: Ey stopid ''shitbag of cum'' how much did ur father pay for that jacket?!
Shitbag of cum: It cost more then your life... 5000$

by TheBlackDick27 September 13, 2019

Shitbit

A fictional - but not unrealistic bathroom aid. When passing an abnormally large shit there should be a gum shield type device on a wall bracket or rope next to you - bite down when that mud child is making life unbearable. Can also be useful day after Halloween when half chewed nuts come out pointy like fucking glass shards.

“Man I dropped a Shamu deuce last night that would have wet the first 6 rows at seaworld. Had to bear down hard on my shitbit”

by Quagmire Ton bastardo November 14, 2019

shitbitchcuntfuck

Exactly, a SHIT HEAD BITCH FACE FUCKING TWO SIDED CUNT!

Kevin: Stephanie is SUCH a shitbitchcuntfuck!
OR
Thomas: WHAT DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY TO ME YOU SHITBITCHCUNTFUCK

by professional retard February 10, 2020

shituation

A set of circumstances or state of affairs that one finds themselves in that are very unpleasant.

When I woke up after the Cleveland Steamer, I found myself in quite a shituation.

by wcgman69 April 13, 2020

Shitatron

A huge shit that fucking blows your whole fucking house

News station “a small suburban house blew up after the owner fucking shathimself what a shitatron

by Super bugging October 17, 2020

Shituation

A long drawn out bunch of crap that the rich are cramming down our throats.

T\hey need a good taste of this shituation to see how they like it.

by Bootstwo November 17, 2020