Ship Tourettes

Located mainly in Shippensburg University, this condition forces the person to yell the word SHIP or RAIDERS with little to no control of the volume. This condition is also known to exist primarily in the SU Marching Band, although others on campus have caught this blessing of a condition.
Guy # 1: Hey guys what's SHIP! RAIDERS! up?

Guy # 2: What the hell is wrong with you?

Guy #3: He went to visit his cousin up at Shippensburg this weekend. Now he has the ship tourettes
by Coco w/o Chanel May 13, 2010
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Ship's punk

In sailing days prior to steam engines, each ship leaving port would choose the ship's punk for that voyage. Women were not allowed on sailing ships in those days (as crew), but it was considered unhealthy to go too long without sexual release. Voyages often took weeks or months.

The ship's punk was chosen by lot, only the prior voyage's punk being exempt. Once chosen, that sailor's only duty was as cum bucket until the ship reached port again. He was to be available at any time for any crewman who desired to relieve his testicles of sperm build up. Generally, it was anal intercourse in such acts.

No particular emphasis on the title, though it was considered derogatory to be called the punk when it was not your turn. Since any man among the crew was in the lottery to become ship's punk, it was never wise to take insults or jokes about the punk too far. You never knew when the old punk was going to have a turn at the screwing the new punk.

To use the ship's punk did not make you homosexual in the modern sense. When in port, the majority of crewmen would happily make use of the prostitutes and women of the town. Considered a form of institutional/situational homosexuality only occurring during/in instances of enforced separation from women. It was also likely there were some bisexual and gay crewmen, just there are today.

The term 'punk' originates here, not with prisons, street slang, insult as an inferior male or with the music genre.
1) Captain: It's time for the lottery boys. Put your token in the bucket and I'll pick the new ship's punk.

2) Crewman: You're the ship's punk, so prepare to be boarded.
by Sexual-History-Buff December 14, 2009
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abandon ship!!

when you exceed the compacity of a toilet with shit and/or shit paper, can't flush anymore at the risk of taking on water you must evacuate to the next stall over to finsh the wipe sesh.
i had too much general tso's and had to abandon ship!! on that shit.
by jcaviston June 19, 2008
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ship fodder

a character in a show or movie who has multiple implied or directly stated love interests. this character is usually very attractive and also not the main character. they usually exist either to give the audience someone to thirst over or someone to ship aggressively with every single character they come into contact with.
A: do you like shoto todoroki from mha?
B: nah, he gives me ship fodder vibes
by kifvnt February 04, 2023
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classmate shipping

when one ships 2 people in their class or from other classes
person 1: omg I totally ship Mateo and Adelle
person 2: do you have a ship name
person 1: Mattel
person 2:
person 1: what
person 2: best classmate shipping name ever
by That_One_Wierdo March 28, 2018
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Ass Ship

1. Something which sails asses. (Some say the bigger the ship the better; whatever.)
Mother: Honey, go land yourself that big ass ship.

Bougie Daughter: Fuck yeah... already accomplished!!
by DbSchouper May 24, 2018
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The ship sunk

A certain couple or shipped pair have broken up or did not get together.
The One True Pairing that did not succeed.
Person One:Hey did you hear about the power couple,Michelle and Peter
Person Two:Yeah bro,the ship sunk.
by da_rules July 07, 2015
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