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Sharking

Shit parking. Same etymology as sharting for a wet fart.
She abandoned that Prius half way on the pavement. First class sharking.
by Supreme Oversight June 24, 2014
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sharking

A term used by members of the Tailhook Association to describe the act of biting a woman's rump through her clothes.
That new female pilot experienced a lot of sharking at the Vegas convention.
by England phi beta gamma April 10, 2008
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Sharving

Hybrid: Shit / Marving! = Sharving!
Sharving; Whilst using the toilet, to crack one out!
by Rudi88 December 6, 2010
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sealing

Performed in mormon temples, it is their marriage ceremony, which is performed at a sacred altar within the temple.

A prerequisite to the sealing is that the the man takes his bride to be through the veil of the temple at the end of the mormon endowment, thereby learning her "new name". The wife never is to know her husbands "name". Because in the wording of the sealing ordinance, the woman gives herself to the man, and the man takes her unto himself. A man can be sealed to an unlimited number of women as long as the previous wife is dead, but a woman can only be sealed to one man. Thus while mormons do not practice polygamy in life, it is still a part of their doctrine, and will exist in the "celestial kingdom" aka mormon heaven.
sealing, sealings, eternal marriage, polygamy
by The light bringer December 13, 2010
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Sharing

Stuffing an object into someone's panties while they dance for you.
I'd share the hell out of my money. - Yugi Muto

I like sharing.
by Master Marik February 28, 2014
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shearing my llama

I've waited too long, now I need some help shearing my llama.
by Lizardo Moonboner April 16, 2014
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Sharing pictures of the queen

Coming from a guy that works for that company, how is sharing pictures of the queen and different from putting a black square in your profile picture?
Hym “Really? Sharing pictures of the queen? And the Masses are stupid? Is that not showing contempt for your fans? ‘Well, my fans are idiots and subordinate themselves to me so they think they are the smart ones. Well... They think they think but really they’re just accepting my propositions and are smart by proxy.’ Or ‘It’s not the same when I do it’ see how that works? See how you all work? I mean, look at yourself. ‘But I went through the institutions. I don’t deserve to be mocked or trolled. I’m the good one! He’s the bad one! He should be trolled!’ HAHAHAHAHAHA! It’s unreal! This is why the creature needs to be slain. You need to be shown Inferiority. Oooooohh my rights are YOUR responsibility. Good to see you shirking your responsibility! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!”
by Hym Iam October 22, 2022
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