Sharts

Combination of farts and shit

Matteo Wee sharted in his pants five times every minute, now his pants are full of shit and farts, just like him. Matteo Wee is just a piece of shit inside some more shit and is bullshit. He specializes in farting in people's faces. Stay away from him people! ( Ask Matteo Wee for his experience in how he sharts everyday)

by whiteCocainicskull July 13, 2019

Shart

When you have a breeched trust with your anus.

I thought it was just a regular fart until poo was in my pants and I realized it was actually a shart.

by ctog November 24, 2018

shart

shit and fart

i js sharted

by chickenwing103 March 5, 2023

Shart

A shit-fart

Man I went to the hospital and I shart myself in the emergency room

by Mothertrucker334 April 14, 2018

Shart

When you fart and shit at the same time and you have to wash your pants 7 time to get the stain out.

Jimmy: Mum, I just shart.
Mum: Jesus fucking christ Jimmy that’s the third time this week. And it’s only Tuesday!

Later that day...

eBay attendant: Hi welcome to eBay
Mum: Yes, I want to sell my son.

by Aussiestereotypes April 8, 2020

Shart

When you fart but end up pooping. S**t fart.

Wyatt sharted at the party and had to clean himself up.

by Hello37 July 13, 2017

shart

When someone relaxes they're asshole and thinks it's just a fart but then shits them selves and farts but just thinks it's sweat but then it smells then that person goes to the restroom and uses toilet paper or wipes to get the shit and shit stain off

Lmao I just sharted

by Highland69 July 14, 2016