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Shannon is a dumbass day 

Every year on August 31st, tell a friend/colleague/person you went to school with for a couple years before you moved/ enemy named Shannon that they are a dumbass.
Oh hey, it's August 31st. You're a dumbass, Shannon. You know, because it's Shannon is a dumbass day.
Shannon is the best friend and best girlfriend. She is sweet, kind, and loving, but can also have tons of fun. She is shy at first but once you get to know her she will be daring, hilarious, and sexy. She usually has golden brown hair with greeen eyes and fair skin. She is tall and gorgeous. If you know a Shannon, date her.
That girl is so pretty, she is such a Shannon.
Shannon by derek4512 December 7, 2010
An indescribable girl that; upon meeting her, truly just makes you want to be a better person. Moments with her are seemingly fleeting yet seem to last forever, her presence is likely to bring you a sense of companionship not previously experienced. Shannon's are usually followed by an array of talents- ranging from musical to the pure nerdy. A knack for facts about nothing and a love for Final Fantasy becomes key in a Shannon's personality. Her appearance is also known to be instantly attract those of the opposite sex, a Shannon's beauty can only be described by the accompaniment of the word "true".
Look at that girl on the piano over there! Totally a Shannon.
Shannon by Liahkim April 29, 2011
The girl everyone wants. modest, funny, attractive, great sense of humor.

with green eyes that make everything better as soon as you look into them and a smile that's just out of this world.

she is very attractive and sexy.

tho for some reason she doesn't see any of these things, which is tragic because they are truly amazing.

if you ever get lucky enough to know a Shannon make sure nothing ever happens to her and you keep her by your side.

love you babe <3 xxxxxxxxxx
Guy 1: wow look at that girl shes she girl of my dreams.

Guy 2: yup that's shannon

Shannon Odom 

As defined in the novel Baylor Ball, she consistently falls just behind the coolest kid(Ki), due to her issue of randomly bursting into laughter while being cross-eyed. Her sporadic, wriggling fingers also deserve kudos as well. Due to this unfortunate nature, she struggles dealing with the reputation of being the #2 coolest person in the world by her group of friends.

-The Fall of Shannon Odom- <Chapter 2>
It happened again. Never did she realize it would occur right now. Here. In the final dance-off between her ultimate rival, Ki.
Shannon Odom by 12bigreader February 26, 2009
a girl, sweetest badass you'll ever meet. shes like sugar coated bullet. really pretty and nice to everyone. shes strong and funny and always there. she's good at using lotion to her advantage. Always seems to end up playing with fire. great taste in music. whenever your with her there is always potienal to get kicked out or arrested but ull never get caught cause she can think on her feet. shes crazy, awesome, cool, and likes lipgloss.
those shannons will get you in troubleeeeeee.
Shannon by brookie_101 November 16, 2010