Snarkling

To lick the man's boys while stroking the shaft thus giving the appearance that one is snorkeling.

The lady almost drowned while snarkling her man.

by Gasser December 25, 2014

snarky

Basically acting like someone PMSing and bitching about everything.

Mom was being pretty snarky about giving us a ride. She could have been a little nicer about it.

by Fifty September 3, 2005

Snark

Snark: (noun; can be used as adjective, snarky or verb, to snark/snarked )

1. Irritated verbal response to aggravating stimulus;

2. The experience of being in the mood to snark someone;

3. Having been subject to a snarking, or giving one oneself.

That LJ group sucks. All they ever do is snark at people for no reason.

Everyone\'s pissing me off today so I\'m in a realy snarky mood.

I can\'t believe that girl snarked me for supporting (insert political party)!

by RedCrow108 April 26, 2005

Snark

A person obsessed with smelling women's bicycle seats. Usually male.

"That guy is seriously a snark."

by snarker69 July 10, 2009

snarky

When giving a blow job, the giver starts laughing, causing love gravy to spurt out their nose.

She was giving head, and suddenly she started to laugh at his penis size, causing a snarky as he came.

by Boozin' September 14, 2005

snarkling

portmanteau word combining the attempt at finding a 'parking' space in San Francisco and 'snarling', hence snarkling. Everyone in the city knows the experience.

When I tried to get to your wedding I wound up snarkling for half an hour and then I gave up and came home and snarkled around my block until I double-parked and got a ticket!

by jak attak November 24, 2007

Snarkified

To change the state of something neutral to....

1. Rudely sarcastic or disrespectful; snide.
2. Irritable or short-tempered; irascible.

That computer nerd just sent me a snarkified email.

by Mexican911 December 24, 2010