ole scrofani

the art of becoming beligerently inebriated off of two keystone lights and/or a thimble of vodka before arriving at a party, and then procedding to creep in every picture taken at the aforementioned shindig

When we arrived at the party we thought that Balthazar had already downed 18 beers, but then after seeing him go around the party taking pictures with everyone we quickly realized that he was just pullin the ole scrofani

by Joe Bosco December 17, 2008

Scrog

noun. a hybrid fecal matter/semen paste that is excreted from a man or woman's anus after a man has ejaculated inside of said persons anus.

1. Jim cleaned up the scrog that Cindy had inadvertently squirted onto his couch after they engaged in unprotected anal sex.

2. Why don't you go chug a mug of scrog?

3. Alex and Bob used a condom to avoid a situation that may lead to a scrog related mess.

by Johnny J. Jizzbutt September 2, 2009

scrog

A method of growing weed using a screen, typically of chicken wire or something similar. It controls vegatative growth to form an even canopy of buds.

Screen of Green

by pip March 8, 2004

Scrogin

A snack

Do you pack the scrogin?

by Scrogin July 9, 2018

scrobadiff

a common word or phrase used to describe a bush or shrub on the perimeter of ones property.

That fern makes a lovely scrobadiff

by Mark Fribbens February 28, 2004

Scrotalicious

1. Noun: Something so wonderful, that your scrotum tightens with delight.
2. Noun: The result of short shorts, When your scrotum is visible - resembling someone who sat in bubblegum.

1. "You see the coinpurse on that broad?" "rights! Scrotalicious!"
2. "Hunny... you really expect me to go to the beach in these?" "Of course, the scrotalicious look is in."

by Bman_X May 21, 2006

Scroatbone

Grilled BBQ ribs of plentiful flavor and tenderness, the most wonderful meat you can eat; something to work for

O'Toole, pass me some more scroatbone

by Dom Sleece October 3, 2008